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Shandley

shandleyman

About Me

Me! Well I am a guy who thinks that bad drivers are not Chinese but they are bad drivers. Some of them happen to be Chinese. I like fast cars and I like 4X4s but I wont shy away from a Jeep Commanche lowryder. There is no such thing as global warming. I believe jesus walke don water but it was frozen at the time. Cigarettes wont kill you: The stupidity of someone who decides smoking is a good idea will kill you. Everyone should love even if they aren't loved back. If you car model name is 3 letters or less, you might want to concider getting a scooter instead (Geo, Rav, etc.) Sunglasses can be worn at night but they better be on top of your head and not on your eyes. Aviators are not cool. They're wicked! Cell phones are not mobiles nor will they ever be. Stop calling them that. Those bright blinding blue headlights people put on their $500 honda civic are only good if you want your headlights smashed by me.Guitar rules, music rules.

My Interests

Guitar, Cars, Photos, Banjo, Beer, Fridges, Street Signs, Tax Returns (and I do mean returns)

I'd like to meet:

People who agree with me.

Music:

Everything from Abba to Zeppelin... but not country. Country is no longer country, its pop and like pop.... it's fizzed and gone flat.

Movies:

Everything

Television:

Scrubs, 24, Simpsons, Family Guy, Drawn Together

Books:

War and Peace

Heroes:

Hendrix and My dad.