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Jade

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About Me


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I miss all you guys! Its not the same here without you all...

My Interests

Getting Pissed: Being English I do like to poison my liver with that magical liquid called alcohol, just for fun yer know...Taking the piss out of everything and everyone: Call me a bitch but I dont care... They do say that laughing makes ya live longer so its all in the name of good health really :)Learning languages: Getting there with the italian lingo (Vorrrrei Dorrmire!!) but forgotten all french in the process oops!! Je suis desol la France...Get back to ya on the rest, guess I'm just not an interesting person but I spose u lot can be the judges of that...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is relatively normal, Ive meet enough weirdos here to last me a lifetime!!You. don't. even. know! Boo Boo!!Get me back to Inglund!!See Heroes....LOL

Music:

Pretty much anything with an amazing bass line!! House music rocks but you won't find me listenin' to any of dat nigga shit, innit!!

Movies:

Da Gorgeous Cheries Innit.... (I know its not a film, is u tryin to say dat i is fick or sommat!)

Television:

Definately not Italian TV! It's awful unless you like old, fat, guys who spend the whole programme perving on their "Sexy" host who usually ressembles a transvestite in a bikini!!Gimme a bit of Hollyoaks anyday!! Class acting ;)Gutted I'm missing Big Brother :,(

Books:

La Fabbrica di Choclit!!!

Heroes:

Now here's a tribute to the endless stream of hilarious characters florence has presented to us of the past few months....1Hez (Chociiiiiiice n Biskit Bars!!) 2Megan (I never had mcdonalds until i met Joel) 3Hev (You dont even know...we're makin it OBVIOUS!) 4AB (Gotta love database...gaaaw) 5Marco (AAAAAAABBBBB, PORCA PUTTANA!) 6Claudio (4tourist PUUUUUUUNTO Net) 7Cristine (This week i am eating only peppers *big german gasp*)Guys, I salute you.... for the comedy gold that u are!!!