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Mayo

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About Me

Im like a homeless guy, no matter how much you give me I stay the same. i have to change for myself
Behind this colorful candy shell lies a dark center that sometimes feels like its going nuts
likes:
- Reading things on pubilc bathroom walls while peeing
- Talking animals
- Air conditioning
-When meat is wrapped/stuffed/combined/layered with another type of meat. yum
-Muffin tops
-Sour Candy
-Pre-cut fruit
dislikes:
- When I take a shit right before I shower, but after Im done showering I need to shit again
- When I forget the password to accounts I have online
-When i get a tune going in my head, but i cant figure out all the words or how the song goes (same thing applies to names of people, quotes from movies, and that word Im looking for... like... "damn, whats the word im looking for")
2008 fireworks at legion
Sun trying to look tough for a picture, but after ben tells him the camera was on video mode he starts to cry. Listen to his voice hahaha
Sun the fake fisherman
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone I can entertain, with the random thoughts that come to my head. Someone I can lie in bed with and listen to Jay Chou

ALWAYS remember to stretch before doing a jackie chan kick of a can off a wall. Sun dared me to do it and while i was stretching stupid Dog stole my thunder. But please view if you wanna learn some stretches.
Stretching
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My Blog

Im the smartest, learn from me

Everything was once unbelievable, impossible or inconceivable. Never give up.
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:41:00 GMT

CONTEST BLOG!

(At the end of this blog I noticed I used the word I a lot and decided to replace them all with animal sounds. Try to guess all the animals. First one to get them all=Dinner on me. There are 12 =P)MOO...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:16:00 GMT

The shortest poem about the greatest pain.

What is the strongest emotion in the world. Most would say love, hate, jealousy... I say its stubbornness. Carve me open as I watch Crack the chest plate to reach my heart On its surface the...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:18:00 GMT

Nothing

When I drive I sometimes press my head into the headrest, tilt my neck back, close my eyes and wish I could just sink into the leather seat and disappear. Then I dont have to think.
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:53:00 GMT

so whats new

So whats new, nothing much. So i finally got around to taking an online color blindness test and its been confirmed.  I am partially color blind.  I think its mostly to red and green... and ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:27:00 GMT

just blogging cause i havent in awhile

Yea so i havent been doing much, but i been having a lot of mixed thoughts lately.  Right now im kinda at a dead stop in my life where nothing is really progressing.. and some people may think th...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 16:23:00 GMT

Goodnight

For some reason I am trying to go as long as I can without sleep. Well Its been about 40 hours and I don think I can hang anymore, caffiene, sugar, all has lost the power to keep me away.  I dont...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:47:00 GMT

DONT WATCH THE NEWS (and general ranting)

Recently I have been trying to become more updated and aware of the current events to happen around the world and since I dont sleep til I see light I figure I should start watching the morning news.&...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:30:00 GMT

The money you lose in vegas, stays in vegas

And thats for damn sure. So i finally found time to take a weekend trip down to vegas with some friends. The good part is that we stayed at the Bellagio, it was a beautiful hotel and we had a room ove...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:17:00 GMT

Black Holes and Revelations

Went to the Muse concert today and it was the best concert I have ever been to, but then again this was my first concert experience so i guess I have nothing to compare.  The song playing on my m...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:08:00 GMT