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Adi

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About Me

hey my names Adi im from a small town on the welsh border but im not welsh though (thank god).Im a bit of a piss head really, always up for a drink, infact, if its not sex or beer i dnt think its worth moving for.I am working in a trendy new bar/club/restraunt which is cool cos its mostly nite shifts which means i still get to watch jeremy kyle and murder she wrote and stuff. plus its much better than my last job. bein a stuntman was a bit of a chore. my proudests achievents include playing at wembley, being a member of the power rangers, and eating a hundred and ten packets of crisps in two hours.my main ambition in life is to win the lottery, if i dont then im truly fucked coz everything else i wanna do pretty much involves being rich.
TELL ME ABOUT YO0RSELF - The Survey
Name: Adi
Birthday: 13.05.82
Birthplace: Oswestry
Current Location: Oswestry unfortunately
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: light brownish
Height: 6ftish
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: im 24 yrs old i shud know what this means? but i dont so fuck it
The Shoes You Wore Today: pair of dirty smelly adidas that i just cant seem to throw way
Your Weakness: hitting double 1 in darts
Your Fears: scared of jennifer lopez
Your Perfect Pizza: one without tomato or cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make friends with bill cosby
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dnt do instant messagin itn annoys me
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hmm i swear this gets bigger everyday
Your Best Physical Feature: my big ears, (handy when falling from high places)
Your Bedtime: when the last drink really kicks in
Your Most Missed Memory: My mates from uni. U crazy fucks u know who u are
Pepsi or Coke: Cocaine
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds obviously.
Single or Group Dates: single cant fuck em when ur with ur mates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what do expect to learn from me from this question
Chocolate or Vanilla: this survey sucks a bit
Cappuccino or Coffee: Irish coffee or those coffee liquers coz they contain alcohol
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear:
Do you Sing: about as well as a smurf
Do you Shower Daily: yeah once a month daily
Have you Been in Love: yeah but never again
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: nope. or maybe just for the gifts and the piss up
Do you belive in yourself: bout as much as i believe that everton will win the premiership.
Do you get Motion Sickness: when im drunk perhaps
Are you a Health Freak: not really but am a bit of a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: yes they are pretty cool. cooler than me.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes but they told me they dont like you much.
Do you play an Instrument: Badly.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
In the past month have you Smoked: as above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: as above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: bin too busy saving the world with the power rangers.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no im English
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: again im English, not the most multi cultural survey.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no id rather get stabbed in the eye
In the past month have you been on Stage: no which is quite rare im always looking to be centre of attention.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but sounds like a good way to meet a dirty slut.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope.
Ever been Drunk: Fucking hell this gets funnier
Ever been called a Tease: yeah. but only by my dog and it didnt sound like tease more like grrrrr
Ever been Beaten up: regularly
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: during sex or from a drug overdose or failed liver.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico. mexicans always seem happy.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: as above
Height: about waist height
Weight: light enough to bounce around the bedroom
Best Clothing Style: the less the better
Number of Drugs I have taken: when today? yesterday? this week? be more specific.
Number of CDs I own: bout as many as most people i guess. except those living in relative poverty but i guess it would be unfair to include those poor buggers.
Number of Piercings: none.
Number of Tattoos: one, cliffy u are a legend
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The past four years
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

kermit the frog, mary poppins, Jesus, also the woman on the yes car credit adverts shes pretty fit. as for people .. then i will speak to anyone as long as they are fun and up for a laugh.

My Blog

Light

The light   You're like one of those lights that people see in a distance, You glimmer, you're enchanting. Its curiosity that brings people to such a light, and when they get there it fades. ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 19:02:00 GMT

Making it

I'll Make It One Dayby Adi EvansThere's no smile, just  fragmented nouns,Said a face with a frown.What's it about?Just another reason to shout.You're missing the point.You write with a beer and a...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 18:58:00 GMT

Karma Kills Her

Karma kills her.     For the first time in a long time now I feel the helplessness has gone. Guess there's some self righteousness In knowing I wasn't wrong.   And now the Godzilla the ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 18:54:00 GMT

Thanks for the cliche

Thanks for the cliche   I am sick of taking advice from those whose minds still bleed but do not scar this road is mine ill make it for fuck sake I got this far.   Try to dodge a cliché whe...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 18:50:00 GMT

when i think about me.

When I think about me I cut myself.     I get so angry sometimes I just wana hurt myself Maybe sometimes I wana kill myself. I don't do it because I want to die, But I do it coz somet...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:22:00 GMT

Trophy

Trophy    You were my proudest achievement I treasured you. I gazed at your elegance I wanted to touch you everyday. Could never take my hands off you infact . You used to sparkle And wh...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:44:00 GMT

Pointless Pints and Pissed up Points

Pointless pints and pissed up points    A hidden sense of sensitivity This provokes the development of a strange affinity Behind that harsh wit There is a wealthy mind full of agility. Is i...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:39:00 GMT

Ten and One Away

Ten and One Digits     I remember the things that love made us say  I remember you leaving Whilst wishing you would stay You were soon to be, ten and one away   The world shrank ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:35:00 GMT

Winters Heartbreak

Winters heartbreak   You can't catch your tears you can try but they fall and melt like snow Both are as beautiful as each other but one shows hope, the other sorrow   The heart freezes lik...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:54:00 GMT

Marriage Bed.

Marriage bed   False wedding bells chime in his drowning mind. Tears fall and explode upon the death that would be their wedding bed A picture of elegance cracked into segments of bewilderment be...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:49:00 GMT