ARE YOU WORTHY OF BASKING IN MY PRESENCE?
If so, then you must answer these 3 questions:
1. Are you gay? (man gay)
2. Do you drink?
3. Do you rock?
If you chose yes for question 1, then get the hell away from me. I'm not a homophobe, but i prefer not to put my ass at risk.
If you chose yes for questions 2 and 3, then you may bask in my holy light, for you have proven yourself worthy to enter my presence.
(Just a side note about me) If you think I'm (insert typical male stereotype here), then you're probably right. But the one thing that seperates me from you assholes is that my satire is not just bound by the common emotion. I find almost all things in life funny (or try to find a funny side to it)and that alone is what makes, for example, my personality carefree and not subject to change. So stop bitching about racism, gender equality, AIDS, etc... There all old and nobody cares about them anymore, especially those black, feminists with AIDS...
I only say things for laughs (Usually), so if i offend anyone, then i truly am sorry (mind you, words over the internet are pretty lame, so perhaps things shouldn't be taken so seriously anyway).Hmm, actually i don't really care if you are butthurt about what i say. The internet is the internet, and i don't want people who can't take a joke seriously, giving me their '2 cents' about everything i say. Go die in a fire.
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