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About Me

My farts are bad and I'm small! Yep, that's about it! Hate talking about myself - feel stupid trying to make myself sound good. In a nutshell I'm loyal, trustworthy and fun to be with (hope my friends agree), but don't piss me off -I will put you on my list! Definitely my worst characteristic. I'm generous when I can afford to be, and will always try to go the extra mile to make my friends and family know how special they are to me. After all, we only get one shot at this life so why waste time - tell people if they mean something to you! I love to travel and experience new things. Have been to some funny places in my time - Saudi Arabia, Japan, Israel - all the usual tourist hotspots (I think not) - What's the point of going abroad just to sit in a pub run by a British Ex-Pat, serving egg and chips with 'Only Fools and Horses' on in the background! Always try new things! I will always try to see the positive side to life and am always here to listen - good old 'Auntie Titch'. I try to make people laugh as much as I can - even at my own expense! After all, if you can't laugh at yourself, what can you laugh at?

My Interests

Who needs sleep? Life is for living!!!I love football (Liverpool F.C or my local boys Crowthorne Royals F.C), cinema, climbing/walking, live comedy shows, going out with friends, girlie nights in etc! Late night Tesco shopping - you can ogle loads of fit young blokes - mostly squaddies from Sandhurst - shame you don't get clubcard points on them!

I'd like to meet:

Tom Hanks. Just love his films. Billy Connolly or Lee Evans- they make me wee a bit! I've met the Empress of Japan - TWICE! Woo-hoo, hob-nobbing with royalty (sort of!). Wouldn't mind hob-nobbing with Prince William - if you know what I mean ;-)
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Music:

Quite a lot. From Green Day to Scissor Sisters, Nirvana to Motown, The Beatles to Sugababes. I'm a big Take That fan (that will lose a few of you I know!) I'm loving a lot of new stuff. Will listen to anything really as long as it's not too heavy.

Movies:

Love comedies or anything starring Tom Hanks. Don't do scary films - I'm a bit of pussy!I love Star Wars, Indiana Jones, the Superman films, Matrix trilogy. Also love aardman animation. Not forgetting the classics - Dirty Dancing and Pretty Woman, you can't beat them! Anyone else remember 'The Goonies'? (Hey you guys!) or Labyrinth with David Bowie in those disgustingly tight leggings!

Television:

I love classic British comedies - Fawlty Towers, The Office, Little Britain. I suppose the Americans can be quite useful too - I love South Park (Got to mention Team America too!), The Simpsons, Futurama and Family Guy. Don't mind soaps but won't go out of my way to watch them. AND what is with that crap Noel Edmonds thing with a load of boxes? It's nothing to do with tactics - you're just opening f**king boxes you retards! BRING BACK THE CRYSTAL MAZE!

Books:

Nothing too deep - mostly trashy autobiographies. Or true life tales.Basically anything that's real. Fiction bores me. I like something that will grip me and make me laugh or boo.

Heroes:

Anne Frank, a guy called Chris Moon, Christopher Reeve.
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