Three beings set out on a magnificent journey, seeking an algorithm for the great foretold "Pink Note".
On this journey, they discovered many interesting creatures: creatures that spoke in frequencies unheard to any multi-celled Earth dwelling organism, and creatures that did indeed seem to be inanimate objects to any untrained photon that thrust upon them.
Then one day, stopping to eat and rest their equipment, hyper-transdensic microphones were placed upon what seemed nothing more than a rotting mattress, busily decomposing by itself among the pines in the Symphonic Forest.
The sounds, the tones, OH the symphony! It was amazing. Whether it was a devious plan to decoy the three beings from their primary objective, it did not matter. These sounds, these RHYTHMS being emitted from such a wonderful sleeping device could not be ignored. They were recorded, analysed, remixed, and translated to a form that GRAVEL could appreciate. And maybe humans.
The sleeping device spoke "Go forth, and spread my symphomatic emissions!"
And in honour we present...
R O T T I N G M A T T R E S SS Y M P H O N Y
*also known as Rotten Mattress / $5 hotel mattress / decrepit sleeping plateform that has springs and foam inside of it
The Rotting Mattress Mascot Dog (currently touring NZ)
