TIMMY! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Love to have fun and be around fun people.

I Love to dance - ...I'm latin =p

I've been told that I'm rude crude with a tude. I've been told that I'm a sexist arrogant jerk who thinks the world revolves around me.

Anyone who truly knows me knows differently. My true heart belongs not to me, but rather to the one who loves it well.

Thats me in a nutshell...well, since I'm Mexican I'll say that's me in a bean n tortilla...

My Interests

Dancing, Humor, Sports, Salsa, Rumba, Cha Cha, Samba, Swing

I'd like to meet:

Wanna meet people who will make me laugh so hard I puke. Have a personality and don't suck....

Music:

Salsa, Hip Hop, Rock, All kinds

Movies:

Suspense, Comedies, War

Television:

Tourgasm

Books:

Special Forces books, James Patterson, Vince Flynn

Heroes:

Ninjas & Pirates

My Blog

How To Make A Sandwich Like A Man

How To Make A Sandwich Like A Man I'm sick and tired of people making pussy sandwiches.....errr, wait, pussy sandwiches? That actually sounds enticing ..... hmmmm, let me think about that for a mo...
Posted by TIMMY! on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:52:00 PST

Feeding Wild Ducklings Will Get Them Killed

Spring is upon us my gentle readers and I'm not happy. The same babblin hippie fanatic animal loving freaks that fed the squirrels from their hand that I so happily wrote about last year are at it aga...
Posted by TIMMY! on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:22:00 PST

Why Co-Workers Plot To Kill You

I hate working.I don't want to work.I stop working.I've been having a "comment" conversation with Pisser, one of the best bloggers around. After the conversation ended with me saying, "I'm your daddy"...
Posted by TIMMY! on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:34:00 PST

The conception of me

January, 1978....it was a cold moist winter night and the fog was rolling in slowly. Timmy Sr. and Mrs. Timmy had been married for two years. The two of them walked into the club together to get ...
Posted by TIMMY! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST