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jonathan lives underwater

I swear I do not look this creepy in person.

About Me

I live in the lovely pacific northwest where it is currently raining. I spend most of my days cleaning a very expensive military war vessel that does absolutely nothing except circles underneath the surface of the ocean. I can not whistle and have just recently conquered my fear of public toilets.

My Interests

Making up words, being one of Mikey Carr's heroes, apparently producing the musical stylings of Brack on my very own record label, sleeping, reading, protecting the world from terrorism, inappropriate comments, immature behavior, awkward silences, blank stares, beer pong(maybe beirut), cleaning koi ponds, bounty hunting, chocolate milk, laughing, potato guns, wishing I could have a beard and long hair, and knitting sweaters for all of gods critters down at the animal shelter.

I'd like to meet:

All three Hanson brothers at the same time. Optimus Prime.

Music:

This list could quite possibly go on forever. Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Bright Eyes, My Morning Jacket, Ryan Adams, Radiohead, Son Volt, Wilco, The Rolling Stones, and anything acoustic. There is still a spot in my heart for the music I loved in high school too. Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam, STP, Local H, Verbena, Rancid, and the first Everclear album-World of Noise-(all the other ones are just crap).

Movies:

I watch them.

Television:

Antiques Roadshow, The Office, Arrested Development, and Dog The Bounty Hunter are worth watching. I have to watch Lost and Meerkat Manor.

Books:

I read good.

Heroes:

Ghandi, Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Carrot Top, and anyone not in the navy(especially Fat Scott).

My Blog

Farewell for now...

It is that time once again.  Time for me to venture into the great unknown abyss of the Pacific.  Time for sunlight to become a distant memory.  Time for fresh milk, eggs, fruit, and ve...
Posted by jonathan lives underwater on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST

Hate and discontent

The boat has been in port for four whole days now.  I already loathe it.  I find myself daydreaming about how awesome it would be if it sank next to the pier.  I dont even care if ...
Posted by jonathan lives underwater on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:22:00 PST

Hobbits, Wookies, and John Landis, oh my!

I originally wrote this last night.  Somehow a phantom button was clicked during my final analysis and everything was lost.  Swallowed by my computer.  Discontent turned to anger which ...
Posted by jonathan lives underwater on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:26:00 PST

shame on you all

So does any body actually read my wonderful insights?  Because if you don't, you should start.  Although I guess if you don't, you will not read this and you will not know that you...
Posted by jonathan lives underwater on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:17:00 PST

"$1, Bob."

Very soon I will be boarding a plane and flying south.  As one of my very good friends recently said, "It will be glorious."  This will be my second time visiting the city of angles.  J...
Posted by jonathan lives underwater on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:36:00 PST

discontinuance of vexation

After a long and hard month of deep thought and soul searching I have come to a decision.  It has come to me after the intense scrutiny of a recent dream which was no doubt fueled by a night of M...
Posted by jonathan lives underwater on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:48:00 PST

that's not an ear

The following is a true story told through the eyes of me.  I have wrestled with the idea of actually telling this and have come to the conclusion that the world must know.  And I must be th...
Posted by jonathan lives underwater on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:57:00 PST

Snubbed

So it took me about a week to realize that apparently the thing to do is to try to invite as many people to be your friend as humanly possible, even if you don't know them or have nothing in comm...
Posted by jonathan lives underwater on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:12:00 PST