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Bangers and Mash

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About Me

I have a ninja fetus, Resting in a jar. I wish I had a ninja fetus, Riding in my car. I love my ninja fetus, Floating in a jar. I wish I could take my ninja fetus, Out for drinks at the local bar. And I wish I was a pirate, Then I could say, "ARRRH"! And no one would think it was stupid, because they'd all expect it from me.By Megan Lawson, 02/28/06MySpace Layouts - myspace layouts

My Interests

Photography, travel, reading, roaming about Alexandria in search of the strange and entertaining people. So far all I could find is Bink. Going to shows, collecting change, geekin' it up, working the Coinstar Machine at my local Kroger's, lurking in the Medical Records room at HealthPoint. Rocking the Xbox360 till the wee dawn hours. Playing house with Charles. Complaining about ungrateful people. Planning my demise, losing my hair. Planning our finacial future I also educate the youth of the world (actually, just Kristina) on STDs and safe sex practices. If you knew about my job and what I see, you'd understand.

I'd like to meet:

Rachel- she's a hoot and half.

Music:

Too many to list. Short answer, I like almost all music, except the new country. I don't care if your dog ran away, or if some other man's boots are under your bed, get over it.

Movies:

The Trouble with Angels, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Dementia 13, Suspiria, ALL the Hellraiser movies, A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Omen movies, Exorcist, Rocky Horror, WITHNAIL AND I, The Monster Club, Night of the Living Dead (old and new), Dawn of the Dead (old and new), Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, 28 Days Later, House of 1,000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Return of the Living Dead, pretty much any horror movie, even Skinned Alive, The Devil's Playground and Shaun of the Dead.

Television:

CSI and only the original CSI, Drawn Together, Lupin the III, Insomniac, Simpsons, South Park, Space Ghost, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, Are You Being Served?, Monty Python's Flying Circus, and the Kids in the Hall, Ghost Hunters, Sealab 2021, Mythbusters, Chappelle's Show, Mind of Mencia, Red Dwarf, The Superblastomatic Fun Show, Chiller Theater, Pushing Daisies

Books:

I read anything and everything. If I'm interested in a subject, I will study it until I know everything about it. Hence the fact I am so well studied in the subjects of: the 1920's, the Great Depression, WWII, the Civil War, and the Renaissance. I'm a history buff, can't you tell? I also have a horrible addiction to V.C. Andrews novels. Delightfully trashy, however, too short.

Heroes:

Charles, my husband of one whole year. He's super and a great hugger, amongst other things. My pal Rachel, a very fly lady. My mom, who misses me and I her. My Ween, who never calls to say yo, but I know loves me just the same.