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About Me

Yes, it is I, Mike Noyes the one you seek and you have found because you have seeked...searched for. What can I say for myself, I live in Carrollton, Texas just north of Dallas with my wife and 2 dogs. I play a lot of hockey and like cold beer and slow witted women with big cans. I am a big music fan with a very dirverse taste. Besides hockey I like to ride my Triumph Bonneville whenever the weather is nice and do as little yard work as possible. When I am not "trolling" the local high schools I work as a private chef and food stylist doing commercials for Albertsons so if you have seen an ad on tv for them you are already familiar with my work. I guess I should also say I was in the go nowhere band Speedealer durring the late 90's, never heard...not suprised. Suck it.
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My Interests

Hockey, beer...more hockey.

I'd like to meet:

Anthony Bourdain, Chubacca, Pete Anderson (Dwight's guitar player/producer), your mom, Johnny Cash (yes, I am aware he is dead).

Music:

In no particular order: Zeke, The Hellacopters, The Misfits, Fear, Johnny Cash, The Ramones, The Clash, The Damned, The Digits, The Devil Dogs, Candy Snatchers, Likehell, Electric Frankenstein, D.O.A., Squeeze, Big Black, Dwight Yoakum, Southern Culture on the Skids, The Hookers, AC/DC, Butthole Surfers, Earth Wind and Fire, ABBA, Weezer, The Comadores, The Big Boys, Black Flag, Brutal Juice, Cheap Trick, The Cramps, David Bowie, Ween, Dio, Supersuckers, Queens of the Stone Age, Rev. Horton Heat, Neil Diamond, Slayer, The Muffs, Motorhead, Motley Crue, Iron Madien, The Meatmen, The Frogs, The Melvins, ELO, Merle Haggard, Honky, The Humpers, Fu Manchu, Elvis Costello, The Flaming Lips, Dead Kennedys, The Stooges, Judas Priest, Kiss, Pat Benetar, The Rolling Stones, Queen, Prince, The Pretenders, The Dwarves, The Ventures...

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