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Before this clay and granite planet falls apart

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

In addition, camping and amusement park rides make me physically ill. I think hardwood floors, jazz, and Thai cuisine are criminally overrated. I prefer cats to dogs, old people to babies, and standard to widescreen. I put salt on everything, wear my heart on my every stitch of clothing, and think the word 'douche' is incredibly fucking funny.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ostensibly flawed but well-meaning jerks. Non-smokers. People who can watch 5 movies and kill a 6-pack in a day and not think themselves ill-used. Fellow bluestockings. People who still buy CD's. Indoorsy types. Sentence fragment enthusiasts. Nice Jewish boys. More Siamese cats. Also I would like to become problem drinking buddies with Kiefer Sutherland.

My Blog

No Longer Wisdom If It Comes From a Fool

Greetings, my remaining readers who still frequent MySpace. I've decided my reflections and musings need a change of scenery and will be using http://hatfuloffodder.blogspot.com/ from now on. I'll giv...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:31:00 GMT

We'll All Float On, Good Beer is On the Way

or:Gastropubs: A Nicely Chilled Face-OffSummer in L.A. has almost drawn to a close, but before you put away those checkered neon Ray Bans and succumb to Valley heatstroke I urge you to take a short di...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:42:00 GMT

Palintoxication

orPromises in the Dark: How to Watch the Vice Presidential DebatePerhaps not all of you had schedules permitting you to catch the show live last night. For those about to enjoy it via YouTube or Tivo...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:50:00 GMT

Dark Horses, Sleepers, & Underdogs: Installment I

or:5 Less Than Widely Known Albums You Should Not Go Another Day WithoutHappy Summer of 2008, dear accolytes of all observations Babette! 'Tis the season for impulsive road trips, barbecues of tofu in...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:45:00 GMT

Youll Never Sing Neil Diamond in This Town Again

or:The Unspoken Etiquette of Boardwalk 111.) Leave the ad libbing and Beat poetry skills at home please. Just sing. Don't subject us to a bad impression of Patti Smith.2.) Know your material beforehan...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:31:00 GMT

My Brief Foray into DICKram Yoga

or:Kiss My Asana    Along with taking improv classes, learning to operate a firearm, and trying not to misuse the word "random" so frequently, I have resolved for the 54th time to lose ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:47:00 GMT

The 5 Kinds of Extras You Meet in Holding

or:Will Fellache for SAG Vouchers    Since getting sacked from my previous situation several months ago, I decided to enlist with Central Casting and join the ranks of the tireless, the...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:52:00 GMT

Friends Don't Let Friends Wear Crocs

or: 32 Short Facts About Babette Hodis     Over the past few months I've gotten lazy- okay, utterly inert- with the MySpace. Among the things I've neglected addressing on here is my ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:42:00 GMT

The All the King's Men Drinking Game

or: How to Make a Sean Spicolli 4 oz. orange soda 2 oz. vodka (not top notch) 1 oz. gin (ditto) Dash of triple sec Ice (Adjust proportions to suit your taste) Pour all ingedients over ice. Sip with 2...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 23:56:00 GMT

Things To Drink in Long Beach When You're Pompous

OR: Boozing a Notch Above the Hoi-Polloi     Following the posting of my last entry in which I listed 3 never-fail things that lift my spirits no matter how shitty a mood I am in, I...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 20:20:00 GMT