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I Scored a 91% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie! What about you?"IF I COULD BE A SUPER HERO, I WOULD BE IMMAGRATION DUDE!" im paul, im 22. im 6'5, 170 lbs, short dark brown hair, hazel eyes, id say im medium build. if your look'n for a guy that'll treat ya right, i'm taken....sorry bitchez!. if you cheat, or if you're still in "love" with your ex, do guys heads' a favor and end it... too much of that, i'm done playin gamez with people like that. dunn found me a girl that makes momma proud, hahaha ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................ DIRTY JERZ BITCHES~! this is for any asshole thats not from JerseyWE can't drive? NO.. YOU can't drive. In the south the speed limit signs read: speed limit 60.. minimum 45. WHAT? That's why you people can't drive. Who has a minimum speed limit? New Jersey drivers like pissing other people off solely because of the reputation. This is what we will do...just so you know...if we see an out of state license plate, we'll tailgate your ass. Probably because you're only doing the speed limit & we want to go 20 over. Then, we'll cut you off... and go slow in front of you. Because we can. And because when you go home you're gonna complain about us. We like it, it doesn't bother usâ€¦.it's what we want.my name means- The little : Latin Very intelligent, broadminded and a good listener. You are an ideas person, with a wonderful creative imagination who is always seeking practical applications to apply this to. Your intelligence means that you have great potential for business success if you can apply some discipline and caution. You enjoy sensual pleasures and with a natural restless nature and liking for adventure life is rarely dull with you around ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................ R.I.P. Jess Gilmore, Greg Ross, Lester, Sean.. friends lost but not forgotten. you'll be with me till i come to stay with you forever. till we meet again ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ....................................(Gunnery Sergeant Hartman): Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ...............................(Gunnery Sergeant Hartman): Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down doesn't it. Do you suck dicks? (Private Cowboy):Sir, no sir! (Gunnery Sergeant Hartman): Are you a peter puffer? (Private Cowboy):Sir, no sir! (Gunnery Sergeant Hartman): Bull shit! I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. ...i love that movieBackwards Car! Amazing!
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I'd like to meet:

anyone who keeps their word, they have to be respectful, but still know how to have ALOT of fun, i dont like cheaters either, n you have to have your friends backs' through everything

Music:

Pink Floyd, the Doors, Guns N Roses, Lynnard Skynnard, AC..DC, Led Zepplin, Rush, Staind, disturbed,Linkin Park, SYSTEM OF A DOWN!,Korn, Rage Against the Machine, Nine Inch Nails, some Slipknot, Lost Boyz, Razel(the human beatbox) 2Pac, Biggie, Method Man n Redman, Old School Bone Thugz, Snoop Dog, Kanye West, Twista, Luda, Nas, Nelly, Snoop Dog, D12, DJ Darkzone, DJ Crack, DJ Scribbles, Sublime, Nirvana, NOFX, Offspring,Avenged!, Jerassic5, Rise Against, Against Me, Atreyu

Movies:

aw man, this should be good, Half Baked, Cheech n Chong-Up in Smoke, Still Smokin, Next Movie,..theres a couple more, Harold n Kumar go to White Castle, How High, Leprachaun in the Hood-only the first one, Dazed n Confused, Office Space, Blow, Requiem for a Dream, Stigmata, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Doors, Pink Floyds-the Wall, Labarynth, the Fast n the Furious & 2 Fast 2 Furious-just for the sweet ass cars, Gone in 60 Seconds, Girl Next Door, Soul Plane, Saw, American History X, Kids, Interview with the Vampire, Van Helsing, Under World, the Outsiders, Donnie Darko, Super Troopers, the Crow-only the first one, Steven Kings; IT, Platoon, FULL METAL JACKET!, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, the Wedding Singer, Tommy boy, Scarface, the Godfather-1,2,n 3, the Butterfly Affect, Clockwork Orange, the Green Mile, Pirates of the Carrabean, Very Bad Things, Sin Sity, Robots, the Shawshank Redemption^^that was a fun time, but we obviously didn't get away ..........................................................

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Heroes:

hugh heffner, carroll shelby, al pacino, ect...

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Goerge Carlin

A message from the heart by GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller bui...
Posted by Joker on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST

read how i'm a Libra...

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too...
Posted by Joker on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

g/f application

BASICS:Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists?3. Do you drink/smoke??4. Do...
Posted by Joker on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:38:00 PST

thats some funny shit, i had to put this up

Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. (To be taken very seriously--LMFAO).RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTZ TO BE YUR BOOTY CALL!Name: __________________...
Posted by Joker on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 05:13:00 PST

g/f app. 2

Name:Age: Birthday:Eyes color:Why would you want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?:What do you look for in a guy?:What are your hobbies?:Favorite bands?:Smoke/Drink? if so, what?:Would you go hang out wi...
Posted by Joker on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 11:58:00 PST

fill 'er out

y=yes n=no m=maybe (dont be afraid to answer with more than a yes or no)WOULD YOU... [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] want to get in my...
Posted by Joker on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 08:38:00 PST

another one to copy n paste n fill out...

~Have You Ever~Kissed Me?:Hugged Me?:Talked to me on the phone?:IMed Me?:Missed Me?:Seen me in person?:Hated me?:Wanted to be me?:Thought I was ugly?:Thought I was pretty?:Wanted me to die?:Wanted to ...
Posted by Joker on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 08:43:00 PST

yup, im bored, still goin

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you talk to me a lot?5. If not, whats you fucking deal buddy?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in on...
Posted by Joker on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 08:45:00 PST