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J. Spider

tickled pink, or so they say. another drink, then let's play. touched, teased, licked, and stroked.

About Me

Man, i'm just doing the best i can. Trying my damnedest just to be happy in this wacky, mixed up life we are all doomed/blessed to be subjected to. When i'm not slaving away over a sweltering hot grill to feed you ungrateful bastards, i usually spend my time enjoying the company of craziest, most dear friends a person could have. I also seemed to be faced with some seemingly insurmountable existential crisis every other day.(i'm sure you'll hear all about them). But anyways, i am a work in progress and if any of youse guys are interested knowing what happens along the way, or if you just think i'm cool and wanna say "hi" then stay tuned.

My Interests

I'm really mostly interested in me :p But then again, i guess i'm pretty interested in the ladies as well. I like to relax, kick back after a hard days work, be that by playing some games, eating a little bit of pizza, or going out and have someone cook for and wait on me for a change. I also enjoy writing when i can gather the motivation, which hopefully i will more now that i have a poor defenseless audience. I like history, knowing the how's and the why's that have shaped the present. I'm a big fan of thinking, not that it makes me a bore, but since that seems to be what the human machine has been designed to do best, i don't see too much wrong with a little indulgence.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who'd like to meet me. Oh yeah, your mother too, and maybe your sister, but only if she's cute.

Music:

Born and raised a metal-head, i also became quite fond of the "grunge". Some may say that it's starting to get a liitle old, but now that i'm not 12 anymore i find new ways to appreciate it. I don't really listen to the radio much so i miss a lot of new music, but i can listen to just about anything(except country...or Ani). Here are some of my favs: Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Soundgarden, pre-load Metallica, Pantera, Temple of the Dog, Section 8, Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath, A Perfect Circle, Mad Season, a liitle Jimi Hendrix sometimes, and punk covers are usually lots of fun, but you guys get the drift as long as it rocks a little it's cool.

Movies:

I like guy movies and nerd movies. Not really a huge fan of horror, and i refuse to go see a comedy in the theater. Let's see whats on my shelf... Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, Bill and & Ted( hey could you say no to the $20 two-pack), Apocalypse Now, 28 Days Later, the historical epics: Braveheart, Gladiator, Troy, even Last Samurai, Sin City, Fantasia, A Beautiful Mind

Television:

Most of the time i'm watching the History Channel, or the military or science channels(cuz i'm a big nerd), also South Park(after all these years i still get a kick out of the fact that they're little kids), it's easy to get suckered into hours of Law & Order, or any of the other cop shows, Futurana, Family Guy, and last but not least my four season collection of Highlander, because "there can be only one."

Books:

Sorry to say i don't read much other than the newspaper(on my computer), it must be that "Digital Age ADD" because as of late i find i need more stimulation than can be provided. I swear i'm not an idiot, nor is there anything wrong with my imagination, quite the contrary i like to believe.

Heroes:

I'm a big fan of anybody who can stand stong and proud because of what they believe. For better or worse, those who can face down any obstacle simply because of the force of their own will are people i admire.

My Blog

me... what else?

    listen up class. this one's important, (well probably more self-important), but pay attention you fuckers. no more forced verse, no more painfully lyrical contrivances. this time i'...
Posted by J. Spider on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:14:00 PST

Haiku fun!!!

so instead of sitting down and writing the same old, "i'm confused and i hate life" poem, i sat down and wrote lots of little ones  but anyways enjoy and feel free to make up some of your own, (t...
Posted by J. Spider on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:11:00 PST

even i forgot i write.

i don't even have anything witty or entertaining to say right now, and i don't have any good excuses for not putting up anything in forever, so i just hope y'all read this eventually."the unwelcome gu...
Posted by J. Spider on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:59:00 PST

holy shit jon posted another blog!!!!!!

oh my god, i can't believe it's been so long. i'm really sorry guys (and dolls). i guess i just lost interest for a minute there.  goddamn video games turning me into a zombie and shit. well i th...
Posted by J. Spider on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:47:00 PST

bad habits

sorry guys and dolls but bad habits are hard to break. ever since i had my teeth out its just been too easy to get high and sit at my computer and play video games. im real real sorry but hopefully so...
Posted by J. Spider on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:52:00 PST

no end in sight

i hope no one out there is bored yet cuz they keep coming. This whole myspace thing is really cool because since i've started, i've been doing a lot less sitting around getting high, playing vide...
Posted by J. Spider on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:29:00 PST

hey kiddies

How's everyone doing on this fine, fine day. Sorry it's been like almost a week, i know youse guys need your fix. Here's a couple of choice tidbits, they may not all be the gr...
Posted by J. Spider on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:03:00 PST

you were warned...

you guys shouldve never made me join cuz now im on a roll. sorry but i cant help myself, i just went through my mountain of old poems and while ill only torture with those i think are good enough ther...
Posted by J. Spider on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:47:00 PST

speaking of poems....

uh-oh. here we go. i hope you guys are ready. these are a couple i found that i really hope you all hate. "Human Spirit" What drives a man to murder?What drives a man to rape?What leads to paths of ha...
Posted by J. Spider on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:30:00 PST

Finally i've succumbed

Hello everyone!(well the three of you there are now) Welcome to my own little corner of "the information super-highway"(that's what they still call it right?) I'd like to use this space to m...
Posted by J. Spider on Tue, 30 May 2006 05:51:00 PST