I'd like to meet:
That Guy Who Does the Closing Announcements in Green, Saul Williams, Garrison Keillor, Charlie Kaufman, Dave Eggers, Jesus.
Music:
ZZ Top, The Ying Yang Twins, The Who, Vocal Music Workshop, The Violent Femmes, The Velvet Underground, Van Morisson, The Unicorns, Tom Petty, The TestosterTones, Tenacious D, Talking Heads, The Sweet, Sublime, Stillwater, Steppenwolf, Steely Dan, Simon & Garfunkle, The Shins, The Scorpions, Saul Williams, Santana, Ry Cooder, Royksopp, Robert Johnson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Ramones, Radiohead, R.E.M., Queen, The Presidents of the United States of America, The Police, The Pixies, Pink Floyd, Phish, Peter Outerbridge, Peter Frampton, Peanut Butter Wolf, Peaches, Pavement, Paul Simon, NWA, Neutral Milk Hotel, Necro, Mr. Scruff, The Moldy Peaches, Miles Davis, Moby, Mac Dre, Lyrics Born, The Lovin' Spoonful, Louis Armstrong, Led Zeppelin, Latryx, Ladysmith Black Mombazo, The Kings of Convenience, Joe Walsh, Jimi Hendrix, Jethro Tull, Jane's Addiction, James Taylor, James Brown, Jackson Browne, Jack Johnson, Herbie Hancock, Harry Nilsson, Gwar, The Guess Who, Gorillaz, The Gift of Gab, George Harrison, The Fugs, Frou Frou, Frank Zappa, Frank Sinatra, The Flaming Lips, Fat Boy Slim, Eric Clapton, Elvis Costello, Camera Obscura, Elton John, Easy-E, Dr. Hook, The Doors, The Doobie Brothers, Don McLean, Dire Straits, Devendra Banhart, Del the Funky Homosapien, The Decemberists, David Bowie, Cream, The Clash, Ciara, The Chemical Brothers, Chanticleer, Cat Stevens, The Cars, Canned Heat, Cake, The Butthole Surfers, Burt Bacharach, Bubba Sparxx, Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, Blood Sweat & Tears, The Blue Oyster Cult, Blackalicious, Bill Withers, Big Tymers, Big Pun, Belle & Sebastian, Beck, The Beatles, The Beastie Boys, The Beach Boys, Basement Jaxx, Barry White, B.B. King, The Avalanches, The Ataris, Antonio Vivaldi, The Animals, The Allman Brothers Band, The Alley Cats, Alexi Murdoch, Air, and AC/DC.
Movies:
Cube, The Aristocrats,
Television:
Family Guy, Seinfeld, Futurama, Arrested Devlopment, SNL, Da Ali G Show... I dunno, Maury.
Books:
A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, Giraffes? Giraffes!, Your Disgusting Head, Once A Runner, The Phantom Tollbooth, Breakfast of Champions, Ender's Game, On the Nature of Things, A Clockwork Orange, , said the shotgun to the head, Vice, McSwy's Quarterly, The Believer.
Heroes:
Gabe Jennings, Bill Clinton