I would like to meet more dogs like me. Ones who like to sit in rolling office chairs. Ones who sleep in cages at night cause they can't behave. Ones who like to sit in people's laps, despite the fact that they are no longer small. Ones who have no attention span whatsoever. Ones who get sick on any car ride over .5 miles. Ones who get excited over ice cubes. Ones who wear pimp initial chains. Ones who like to flirt with any boy. Ones who like to sleep on their back. And most importantly, ones who don't find it rude to lick your ass in front of house guests.