You Are The Pretty Boy
What Type Of Gay Man Are You?
MASALLAH!! The performing arts, people, traveling, happiness, socializing with the sluts, nature, laughing, puppies, grilled cheese sandwiches, fruit, the sun.....
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................................Imagination is the bridge
between the things we know for sure
and the things we need to believe
when our worlds become unbearableSo I know the way my tongue feels
wrapped around a sliver of East Indian mango
I know it reminds me of a time of giant breadfruit trees
skinned six year-old knees
and pungent pimento seeds drying on a sheet of galvanized zincI know the sounds I make during sex
know them because my lover makes them for me
when she wants to remind me that I am not always in controlI also know if you are black/ male and Mobile America
the police will pull you over- especially
if you drive an expensive carI know if you speak differently from the rest of the crowd
chances are your contemporaries have already made fun of youWe all know this world is difficult
because we each have to live here
and in this time of schoolboy bullets
biological warfare and kiddie porn
it takes guts to believe in any God
so I practice on believing in the smaller things
till I am able to make room for the restI begin with believing there's a Santa Claus
except I believe Saint Nicholas is a holiday transvestite
and I believe in monsters lurking under the bed
because they give our children something to conquer
before the world begins to conquer themAnd I believe in the steady inflation of the tooth fairy
donate more than one nickel to that cause
because a dime under a pillow makes it easier
to endure the loss of a molar
prepares for the greater loss of a teacher
or a mother to the NYPDAnd I believe in the identity of the Easter Bunny
believe he's the same person as Bugs Bunny
which means being schizophrenic isn't always bad
means when I'm tired of being a black feminist poet
I could go rally for rights of the new age transsexuals
get them an interview with Rosie O'Donell or Oprah
I believe I could find them a few friends right there on Sesame Street
and contrary to popular belief
I believe Bert and Ernie are straight
believe they're just waiting for the right girls to come along
but I believe Kermit the Frog is a closet Dyke
and that's why he has issues with pushy lesbians like Miss PiggyAnd I believe most lovers
will lie to you eventually
and though I believe two wrongs don't ever make a right
--sometimes slashing his tires makes you feel betterand I believe Dharma and Greg are funny
but only if they make you laugh
and I believe Pinky and the Brain are revolutionaries
because-every night-they try to take over the world
like them, I believe there will always be something to fight for
and I believe everyone should believe in something
anything - if it helps you make it through the day
so I believe in Ashanti spirits
in spite of what the pragmatists say
I believe in unbelievable phenomena
like telepathy and karmic shape-shifters
crafting futures from the moon
I believe in that elusive world peace
I believe if I believe - it really could come soon
and I believe in unexpected and capricious friendships
I believe in trusting with the tenacity of a foolAnd I believe in believing everyday
-and for as long as we can-
I believe we should believe in something we don't know for sure
acknowledge the range of possibilities
unlimited by what we see
move reality with imagination
we decide what our destinies will be__________________________________________________________
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You're Lili St. Cyr!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
sometimes the people we meet change us forever. Ive never forgotten you, and i probly never will. where ever you are, i really hope your happy.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dayna
Birthday: 8/16
Birthplace:
Current Location: your mother house
Eye Color: Brown with yellow stripes
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Turkish and Austrian b
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: I dunno.
Your Fears: The dark?
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Do well in college
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I try and use
Thoughts First Waking Up: the beeping and the sun is in my eyes.
Your Best Physical Feature: Um.
Your Bedtime: Bedtime?
Your Most Missed Memory: I dunno its missed.....its gone.
Pepsi or Coke: Green tea and water
MacDonalds or Burger King: eh......Mac......fuck it, neither!
Single or Group Dates: What?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chai
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: no.
Do you Swear: yea
Do you Sing: Well, yes
Do you Shower Daily: I try.
Have you Been in Love: I'm not sure.
Do you want to go to College: Yes.
Do you want to get Married: When I'm much older.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No usually
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: MOst of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, as long as I am not in a field with a metal rod.
Do you play an Instrument: Yea
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They don't come in a box... so No!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Ye
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not that I can remember
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: In the 6th grade...Fuckin Carlos.
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: I haven't thought about it.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still thinking
What country would you most like to Visit: Israel
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever as long as they are pretty
Favourite Hair Color: " " " " its " clean
Short or Long Hair: Either one
Height: Taller than me
Weight: In the middle... but not so important
Best Clothing Style: What fits.
Number of Drugs I have taken: As long as you not on them now.
Number of CDs I own: who cares!?!
Number of Piercings: Whatever.
Number of Tattoos: Whatever.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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Ani Difraco, 311, Neil Young, Slick Rick, MC Hammer, Billy Joel, Blondie, The Cranberries, Enya, Finley Quaye, Foo Fighters, Joni Mitchell, Paul McCartney, Prodigy,
Teagan and Sara, Benny Goodman, Missy Elliot, Biggie Smalls, Billy Idol, Group X, Marvin Gaye, Kaki King, MATISYAHU!!! Jack Johnson, India Arie, Jason Robert Brown, Harry Chapin, Frank Sinatra, Ben Harper, Allison Krauss, Bobby McFerrin, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, Joss Stone, Kansas,
Fiona Apple, The Roots, Prince, Radiohead, Counting Crows, Damien Rice, Beck, Mister Mister, Alexi Murdoch, Melissa Etheridge, Cake, Tori Amos, Tupac, Usher, Verve Pipe, Oasis, Men At Work,
Barenaked Ladies, A Perfect Circle, Outkast, Paul Simon, R.E.M.,
and
There's more but really anything that doesn't yell at me.
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, Osama, The Grey Zone, Monty Python and the meaning of life, Office Space, 5th Element, Blazing Saddles, Clueless, Donnie Darko, Forest Gump, Life is Beautiful, Mean Girls, My Fair Lady, Napolean Dynamite, Roman Holiday, SIGNIN' IN THE RAIN!!!!, The The Longest Yard, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Bend it Like Beckham, Beetlejuice, Dogma, Charlie Brown Christmas, A Streetcar Named Desire, 21 Days,Zoolander, Super TroopersInformation i Your mom is a restricted area. Authorised personel only
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The Kite Runner, In the Time Of the Butterflies
Your Superhero Persona
by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name Manic-Depressive Man
Super Power Ghetto Booty
Enemy The Ex-Girlfriend
Mode Of Transportation Motorcycle
Weapon Sporks
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