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Comrade Ed

I am perhaps the most subconsciously happy person you will ever meet. But neither one of us knows it

About Me

..random things
i don't know how to blow my nose
my eye twitches when i'm angry
my legs are too long for most pants
i don't eat things that swim or crawl
(that doesn't mean i'm a vegetarian.
i just don't like food that's ever lived in the water.)
vacations are hard work
i don't know thing one about life
but i wish i did
i'm super patient
i will wait you out of anything
rectangles are shiny
i only write lol when i actually laugh
I love:
scott
dancing in the rain
hippies
fajalalopucks
velcro
rainbows
the smell of kisses
music
stomach lurch
I hate:
government, a necessary evil
people that hate me for no reason
wearing skirts on windy days
the taste of sickness
religion
I want:
to pass pre-cal
to get well soon
free time
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My Interests

pirates.
fairies
i tend to be artsy sometimes.
but always at the most inopportune times it seems.
like 4 am.
i lose things. just like my dad.
oh well.

I'd like to meet:

People who:

    are incapable of judging others forgive as easily as i do love with all their hearts never look back have angoraphobia in the sense that they know how unfathomably huge the universe is and they feel so lost in it, they need to make a little box to keep themselves in so they won't lose themselves in the vast expanse of space.



I love Emily.
She kicks more ass than you can even fathom.


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Music:

The All American Rejects
Eve 6
Placebo
Everclear
The Presidents of the United States of America
They Might Be Giants
Incubus
The Bloodhound Gang
Oasis
Dashboard Confessional
Relient K
Third Eye Blind
The Starting Line
The Postal Service
Death Cab For Cutie
The Goo Goo Dolls
R.E.M.
and stuff like that.

Movies:

the yellow submarine,
office space.
The life aquatic
pirate movies
serenity
other stuff i forgot about but still liked.
honestly these are just things i've seen that i thought about off the top of my head.
i don't watch movies more than once usually.

Television:

Firefly!
comedy central...just all the shows.
also cartoon network...
that too...
reality tv.
oh my goodness. reality tv should be banned for lack of value and/or content.
i'm serious.

Books:

I thought that AP English would have turned me off of books containing literary value for longer than it has. I think regular English 4 made me crave the challenge to find literary elements in things. I can't believe this.

so i started reading michael chrichton. I like those books. a lot.

Heroes:

charles darwin.

My Blog

guess

point: write eight things that you want to say to eight people. the rule: no names.1. I don't think you have any idea what you mean to me. Because I've never been able to tell you. Maybe one day, but ...
Posted by Comrade Ed on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

don't you just adore the bible? haha.

~Homosexuality and the Bible~ Bible and Ethics, Laura Schlesinger radio response Mon, 29 Mar 2004 9:22:38 PM EST On Laura Schlesinger's radio show recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodo...
Posted by Comrade Ed on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:10:00 PST

Guess what I just learned about Tetanus.

okay so the other day me and cody were moving my waterbed...and it was really heavy...and it had these screws sticking out of the bottom of it. i stabbed my hands a lot and i bled on the floor! i was ...
Posted by Comrade Ed on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:26:00 PST