Banal introduction of positive personal qualities, followed by description of hobbies and interests in order to convince one's self and others of uniqueness. Statement that does little to hide contempt towards opposing political ideology as well as anyone who listens to top 40 music willingly. Bold political declaration! Elaboration upon bold political declaration, with caveat that one is not a stereotypical member of group upon which declaration was made on behalf of.
Page long tangent caused by love of one's own words.
More banal personal qualities, probably relating to food preferences or entertainment choices (parenthetical statement regarding alcohol or marijuana). Post-modern observation followed by wry irony in the form of a media reference that longs to be "got" by someone out there in the Internets. Ironic statement about irony that displays a possible frustration with the post-modern zeitgeist itself. Blatant media ripoff.
Contact information and embedded WMV file.