Meeting new people going new places....thats what every fucker puts on here. GAY! 5 a-side footy, I am the fucking master at this, I shit you not....yeah right! Socialising, gym and lots of chocolate coz I'm a fat cunt. Another past-time of mine is making a shitload of money.
Heroes:
Ben Potter is not in awe of anyone. However, below you will find some living legends.
The French
A pilot's perfect wingman. Make no mistake ladies and gentlemen, this guy is a colossal pervert that will do anything to anything. If your speaking to the fit friend with a fat,sweaty mate in the background....NEVER hesitate to send in THE FRENCH!His catchprases -
"Jobs a good un"
"Bull-fuckin-shit"
"Fuckin hell pal, how you doin"And when he is on the phone expect...
"Wherabouts are you now"
Kole
A man with a Manchester masterplan. Can be seen below depicting his idol, Liam Gallagher, in Shout. Spends one half of his life talking interviews in Rico...spends the other half cleaing up the streets of Ibiza. One to watch!
Robin (Manatee)
A nocturnal creature that permanently lives in university. Now into his 6th year of a 3 year course, a simple amazing acheivement! Slogan T-Shirts are his trademark and has recently developed a scrumptious appetite for huge tits.
Triall
Liverpools number 1 shithouse just can't resist whipping his slacks off in other peoples homes. We claim 'its wrong', he claims 'we're homophobes'. Hmmmmm. An insatiable laugh, a funny walk and unrivalled passion for Everton FC makes this job hoping marketer a must for any night out.
Dan Kershaw
Resides in Laaahdon pimpin amazon to the world. Loves tight tees, vests and pretty boy haircuts . Another colossal pervert. Usually mistaken for a queer
Jordan
Popular cripple who aches to become a mix-master genius. He has no hope! Throbbing for him to drive so I can nick his fucking disabled badge. Anyone found his wallet?
Dhunna
Alrrrrrrrright sweetie! Successful Asain that treated Huddersfield University like it should be....fuckin abused! Discovered sex a few years back and is now the most dangerous thing to threaten the female species. Quite simply the most charismatic person you will ever meet.
Will
Big-dicked wiganer, founder of Team Geek, loves nothing more than destroying pints then destroying challengers on Pro Evo. Fact! Organises piss-ups like there going outta fashion. Going on holiday? Then make sure to take your Team Will pack! This contains a portable PSP, 2 litres jamiesons, 1 tecnicolour dreamcoat, an invite to meet Apollo Creed and a brother that hasn't paid.
Big Al
Rumoured to have a bigger dick than Will. This cannot be possible. Founder of bigsausagepizza.com and used his capital to slob out in the ultimate shag pad. Loves bangin bags....especially big american ones.
Paddy
Probably the only Irish person I can understand. His soft accenct woooos the ladies....makes them fucking wet. Silly keen for football, loves to play and is part of my all dominate Hardly Athletic. His famous hour is displayed below. On his 21st birthday outside D-Bar, tied to the railing as would-be customers throw him pennies at him. Previously fell over backworks live on camera. He doesn't drink much, but when he does....
Dave Mo4th
Used to live with Jun,my Japanese counter-part. Having a 1-on-1 with Jun he claimed "Dave gets really abusive when he's drunk"
Potter - "What does he say?"
Jun - "Well he calls me a gay...a fuckin gay shit"
That's my boy! Combine this with quick humour, a legendary bent index finger plus a cock that just doesnt say no, then this gives you one funny human entertainment system!
Mike (Top Spot)
Jesus, the ULTIMATE football slut. He'll play for anyone with anyone WITHOUT protection...so make sure to bring those fucking jonnies. Founder of Hardly Athletic. A god amonst gods. Gives a cracking blowjob (See pic)
Tim
Scouse prick who I befreinded at Tesco in 2000. Still to this day we are talked about in that store...fucking 7 years on! Teaches DT in secondary school. Famous for regularly sending kids to science department with Star wars quotes. Other teachers jumped on the bandwagon. He found one pupil asking the IT technician "excuse me sir, where is the Sarlaac Pitt?" Amazing
Porter
Quick witted, tough talking individual that lights up any event. Ooozes self confidence and fucking dispises the Working Class! Dont talk White Van Man with him. This middle class prick is an absolute joy to be around. When he's not banging anything that moves you can find him sleezing onto his mature polish pupils at Southport College, his place of work.
Pingu
Life-long friend that is settling down. GAY! Feed him 4 p-p-p-p-p-p-pints and he's anybodys! Loves dancing to Jazz/Blues and goes Salsa dancing with his wife-to-be. I remember when he proped the gutter up (see below) after a coke-fuelled alcoholic binge. Whats happened? I want my fucking Pingu back!
The Troughman
Legandary takeaway owner that supplies a heart attack in one mayonaise soaked,cheesy chiptastic keebab trough mess. For a mere £3.50 you could impressive your friends in lecture with the most horrific farts in the world.FACT! Guaranteed to make you and your colleuges shit yourself several times over. Buy litres of Duck toilet cleaner, the stains aren't going anywhere fast! AL -FAISAL is located on the hill by Visage!
Joe & Giovanni Pizza's
Haven't tasted the pizza nor desire too. I just think that anyone who can pose like this on a pizza box deserves a mention. I mean, come on, the guy in white....what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING? You silly spik twat.Have you got your cock out for the pasta range?
Editch Zodanavitch
Polish down-syndrome and Huddersfield town centre nuisance. Famously barred from Isaacs for getting his dick out at will to random customers. Also suspected of calling fire engines to his home place for no reason. Once reached down into his huge underpants to pull out a fist full of shit. Sweet!
