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JoNN

Live from quake City.....

About Me

At the age of 7 i lost both my legs in a shark attack. At 12 my mother left me on the side of the road. I met woody at this point. He saved my life. I was forced to join the circus as the "legless wonderboy" for pennies a day. The tips were good though... not to mention the relationships i built with the animals. By the time i reached 18 i was a self-made millionaire. I saved every cent i had. I had a new surgery and got my legs back! 24 came and went and in that year i became a undercover secret agent dude. During this time i also finished up school and passed the bar beginning my law career. 6 months later i was shot 15 times by a disgruntled client and his gang of thugs. THey tried to kill me but i lived!!!!! My lifes been crazy so far to say the least. Its my life though and someone has to do it. For everything else, thats why i carry food, water, pencil, a 15" Apple Mac Book Pro , Quadband T-Mobile Phone, Indian casino chips, "milk," inflateable raft, cheese, mercury thermometer, C543 Ant-aricraft rocket launcher, pooper scooper, generic orange soda, a two headed stuffed horse, rubber bouncy balls, and my camera.
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My Interests

Bringing More Walruses. Photography. Independent film. Stealing cable TV. Lounging. Dreaming about living in the tropics. Hefewizen. Wasting time on Myspace. Bowling. Pool. Tennis. Table soccer. Fine Tequillas. Snowboarding.

I'd like to meet:



Cool people. Other "misunderestimated freedom haters."

Music:

REGGAE. Love it. Always been my favorite. Beyond that...some off the top of my head that i've chilled to recently: Led Zepplin, Franz Ferdinand, the Strokes, Gorrilaz, ATB, Theivery Corporation, beuno vista social club, Matisyahu (yah i know its reggae too) , Zero-Seven, Jack Johnson,The Roots, Beatnuts, Postal Service, Diesel Boy, NoFX, Pharcyde, fisherspooner, The shins, radiohead, Weezer, Tribe, beastie boys, cold play, ozmalti, CCR, Cypress Hill, Face to Face, Deep Forest, Diesel BOy, Dire Straights, The doors, Dr Dre and Snoop, Enigma, Sinatra, Fugees, Goldfinger, The dead, jurassic 5, Koop, modest mouse, portishead, smashing pumpkins, story of the year. Way more still...anything good...and i can dig it.

Movies:

I am avid movie conosieur. Watch a ton. Prefer abstract shit more than blockbuster hollywood mainstream...although i still dig some hollywoody stuff for sure.

Television:

I just got cable after a year without.

Books:

Anything interesting really. No one style.

Heroes:

Jon Stewart. Paris Hilton. Lexington Steel. Woody Bainia.

My Blog

I do not sniff the coke....

I only smoke PEPSI cola.
Posted by JoNN on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 12:22:00 PST

Wanna see more of my photos???

Heres my ongoing photo blog at Flickr.com. Check it out....http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonnygdeca/sets/
Posted by JoNN on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:41:00 PST

Everyone get ready!!!

Apparently the SF news people are calling for some sort of flaming yellow ball in the sky for the next week in the forecast. I don't know what to think of that but i suggest we all use caution when o...
Posted by JoNN on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 02:58:00 PST

The sky is overcast, rain slowly starting to trickle from the sky.

I think the mescalin is beginning to wear off. I need to find that bloody llama of mine and get the fuck out of this hotel. I wonder if that mexican dude has any ciggarettes left.
Posted by JoNN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST