Quote of the day "you must eat the sushi rice.... mother fuck you, get out" -#1 china buffet manager Quote of the day "yeah every weekend we get together, me, itchy popkins, and the abortionist doctor to have a BBQ" "what do you eat?" "you know fetus fajitas" Quote of the day "cheesecake is a lot like sex, except you can eat it" Quote of the day "some people say cucumbers taste better pickled"-Evan Phillips
Quote of the Day "Have you ever had one" "What my dick?"
Quote of the Day "I mean it was sad, he was poor, i mean straight from africa poor" "what makes you think that its alright to say that about black people?" "Cedric"
Quote of the Day "If there is a PussyWillow, than what is a guy Willow called?"
Quote of the Day "These guys are so inbred they could marry themselves" -Bill
Quote of the Day "I wonder what penguins taste like, probably like chicken"
Quote of the Day "So your telling me your going to call the cops for a disturbance, cause were gay?"
Quote of the Day "I think the worst way to die is getting struck in the balls with lightning"
Quote of the Day "I guess you cant have your Iss and swim too"
Quote of the Day "Where the fuck is my beef.... What do you mean you thought it was chicken.... It was a fucking cow!"
Quote of the Day "I wanna fuck her with sand lube, bitch fails everybody" -anonymous source, on an anonymous person
Quote of the Day "Have you ever seen a two legged dog lick its own nuts?" "No, but i guess its possible" "When both legs are in front?"
Quote of the Day "Friends are like butt cheeks shit comes between them but they always come back together"
Quote of the Day "One second i cant talk" "why?" "Cause these nuts are making my throat swell up..." -Hannah, having an allergic reaction and probably about to die
Quote of the Day "If sex were a sport, I would go to the olympics" -Rowdy (Justin) Batchelor
Quote of the Day "I don't know what happened last night, all I remember is waking up naked" "bro wasnt there a gay guy staying with you that night?" "That couldn't have happened.... my ass didn't hurt" "dude, he was asian!" -an anonymous conversation, (I did not participate in this conversation)
Quote of the Day "So you know they distribute the weight of the fuel along the sides of the plane right?" "They do?" "Yeah or else we wouldnt take off, problem is we hit anything, or any malfunction occurs... we just explode" "So thats why there isn't any parachutes" "Exactly" -Me scaring the crap outta people on a plane... you gotta do what you gotta do to keep yourself from getting bored
Quote of the Day "See if you look at it from this angle the statue looks like it has an erection"
Quote of the Day "No, having a heart attack is fun, i turned blue, matched my eyes really nice"
Quote of the Day "Do you speak english? cause i dont tip with spanish money"
Quote of the Day "You have your dads credit card? well in that case two more orders of steak and some margaritas"
Quote of the Day "You hit her, she'll walk away, and we will have one F'ed up Mercedes" -By the way "she" wasn't in a car
Quote of the Day "They don't let two kinda people in here, fat chicks and guys with untucked shirts, so tuck in your shirt there fatty... and as long as you keep the fact that your a little pussy a secret... they might just let us in the country club"
By the way if no one catches what frat im part of it spells Kok...(cock)
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