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Living the Amish paradise...churning butter

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About Me

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!Hola, amigos! My spanish is improving daily due to all the lessons learned from Dora the Explorer y su primo Diego!
My roommates rule and we're always at Downtown Fullerton, a place where, like Cheers, everyone knows you name. Our fridge is full of ice cold alcohol and yummy food that we make our neighbors cook for us.
Anyhoot, what you should know about me:
I'm a true child of the 80's. I do the Carlton dance with pride.
I'm obsessed with sports (you can call me Lil' Miss ESPN)and I love being outside. Drive a Mustang, pretty much live at the beach. Random road trips and vacations are what I live for: I don't really care to schedule or plan vacations, I just go wherever my lil' heart desires.
I can pick my nose with one finger...
The ocean is my second home so if you like to tan and don't burn easily, you can come with. True nerd to the bone but I don't go around reciting all the numbers of Pi. I'm the female version of Weird Al and I make up way better songs. Love the Yankees, Steelers, and Titan boys.
My boobs are nice, I know it, and I flaunt it.
I love things that sparkle and shine: and that goes for clothes, jewelry, and watching the Jewelry Channel at late hours of the night!
I collect BCBG shoes and Hello Kitty crap.
I live at 24 Hour Fitness ..so if you wanna get buff call me. Love my family and friends, they are truly the best people around.
Me encanta me Pagent Queens Tuesdays and Medieval Times Knights!
I like people that love their lives. If you've got issues, I ain't got tissues, so stay away. People around me are truly unique and happy with what they're doing with their lives and I appreciate that.
I have plans to take over the world. Starting with when I adopt 13 kids from Venezuela, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, Japan, Korea, and the good ol' USA to start my domination of baseball (I'll scout my team early from the womb). From there I will overthrow Arte Moreno and replace the team with my kids when they are old enough, maybe put whoever I'm married to at the time as the team manager...
I've memorized the "Pepto Bismol" song and dance.
I'm a mix of a Samantha and Charlotte
My favorite restaurants are Round Table Pizza, Chipotle and BJ's, it's practically all I eat.
One day I'll create a Target-Starbucks-Ikea-Nordstrom hybrid. You know you'd dig it!
TITAN FAN FOR LIFE! I live, breath, poo CSUF and I plan to replace Dr. Gordon when he's ready to leave.
OH and 1 last thing....
I HAVE A FEAR OF CHEESE AND DRY SKIN, so if you come up to me with ashy elbows eatin' a quesidilla, I'll run towards the hills faster than you can say lsdifjaoesihflknd.

My Interests

This is the art of Salvador Dali. He's Spanish, so I'm partial to his work: ..This is what I want for Christmas:

I'd like to meet:

Click here for Myspace glitter graphics and Myspace layouts
Whoever came up with the "Real Men of Genius" commericals...

Music:

ANYTHING and EVERYTHING: From Red Hot Chili Peppers to Mariah, to Smashing Pumpkins to Rolling Stones, Spice Girls to Digital Underground. I bump everything!

Movies:

The Sweetest Thing (the only movie that truly gets how girls really are), Anything directed by Mel Brooks, Son-In-Law, X-Men, Two Can Play That Game, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Splendor in the Grass, FRIDAY (hell yes!) and more I can't remember...

Television:



Books:

Love my magazine subscription: Elle, Harper's Bazaar, Glamour, Instyle, but hate the paper cuts.

Heroes:

Wolverine, Mommy,Roberto Clemente, Richard Simmons, and all those who have passed on and are my true angels up in heaven!

My Blog

Hotter than a hot griddle!

Congrats to all the Graduates this weekend. My little Titans are all grown up. I just about melted during commencement ceremonies this weekend. My fan that I needed to keep me cool actually attracted ...
Posted by Living the Amish paradise...churning butter on Sun, 18 May 2008 06:16:00 PST

It’s only monday and I’m already tired.

Ok, so last week I never even made it home. I closed monday, had dinner with everyone on tuesday, gay bar on wednesday, FSU meeting on Thursday, movie on friday, party on saturday, mother's day on sun...
Posted by Living the Amish paradise...churning butter on Tue, 13 May 2008 09:43:00 PST

Mother’s Day Presents.

I did a 'whatever' on the ipod idea for my mom and ended up getting her a digital picture frame for her office so she can show all her friends what my brother and I look like without her trying to tri...
Posted by Living the Amish paradise...churning butter on Mon, 12 May 2008 11:46:00 PST

SO SAD

SO MY POOR LITTLE GRANDMA WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL ON SATURDAY. I GOT UP EARLY BECAUSE MY MOM TOLD ME MY GRANDMA COULDN'T BREATHE ALL NIGHT. SO I WENT DOWN TO SEE HER AND TALKED TO HER TO CALM HER D...
Posted by Living the Amish paradise...churning butter on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:48:00 PST

Sleepy Time...

SOOOOO, I slept through my alarm today and didn't go to this volunteer thing that was supposed to be at 8am. I woke up at 9:53 and then fell back to sleep. Slept until 12:53, then took another nap at ...
Posted by Living the Amish paradise...churning butter on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:20:00 PST

No sleep.

I've barely slept for the past week. I've had an "early" week at work but I'm still used to my "late" hours. So I can't fall asleep. My eyes are burning, I'm stupid, have no concentration whatsoever. ...
Posted by Living the Amish paradise...churning butter on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:20:00 PST

Fast cars and Freedom

No, I’m not gonna write about Rascal Flats. My bro got his car this weekend and I’ve never seen someone so smart become so dumb: First my mom and I pick him up to pick up his new but very ...
Posted by Living the Amish paradise...churning butter on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:22:00 PST

I’m burnt

I’m a little sunburned hence this font color. I’m catching up with my HILLS and LOST. Did anyone feel a little weird without 24 this year. Everytime I hear someone saying "DAMNIT!!!," ...
Posted by Living the Amish paradise...churning butter on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:27:00 PST

Throwing out an idea!

I’m so sad my roomie is moving out, but that leads me to my next dilema. My lease is up in july and I have no clue where I want to move to. If anyone is looking for a place in july or the few m...
Posted by Living the Amish paradise...churning butter on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:23:00 PST

That’s for cheering me up!

OMG thank you everyone for sending some hilarious and awesomely weird ish. I was looking at some pics right now and I laughed at the sametime I was starting to eat a piece of the coffee cake I just m...
Posted by Living the Amish paradise...churning butter on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:31:00 PST