A proposal. |
I think all collared shirts should have "If you can read this, I am a douchebag" printed on the underside of the collar. Just an idea.Feel free to steal it and make my dream come true. I'm not in the ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:37:00 GMT |
Myspace is for fags. |
People often ask me, "Gladdy, if Myspace is for fags, what is a 100% heterosexual stud like you doing on it?" My response invariably goes something like this: "Listen, faggot. A holocaust-denying douc...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 13:25:00 GMT |
Rejecting dumb people. |
The best way to reject the advances of a dumb person is to say "you're great - i'm just not looking to get involved with anyone at the moment." That way, the dumb person thinks, "okay, there...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:00:00 GMT |
Lowered expectations. |
I don't know what to do anymore.Is "putting a brave face on" really a healthy practice? Isn't it basically lying to yourself and everyone around you?People like being lied to. I am convinced. As long ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 21:29:00 GMT |
Bad day. |
I don't want to talk about it.
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 18:22:00 GMT |
Go hug yourself. |
Has anyone else noticed that most people have 10 fingers? I just noticed that.People are strange even when you're not a stranger.You need glasses.Son of a goat, I am considering getting a mohawk. This...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:44:00 GMT |
What A Difference A Flu Makes |
001. When's the last time you ran?a couple weeks ago. '80's supergroup 'A Flock of Seagulls' would be so unimpressed.002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?they have holes so i can put...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:58:00 GMT |
Big Board Update 09/05/06 |
This week's "On Notice" list:in: September (it might just kill me) Natalie Portman (neither of us is getting any younger... make your move already)out: Smart Women Dry HumpingHow can a happy ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 22:24:00 GMT |
Big Board Update |
So it hasn't even been a day yet, but I have updated my "On Notice" list. I replaced "Asian women" (don't know why it was on the list to begin with) with "Dry Humping", and "Gin" with "Smart Women".If...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 17:37:00 GMT |
Richard Pryor 1940-2005 |
Wow. I am going to be semi-serious for once.
Richard Pryor died today of a heart attack. The world of comedy would be a much different place if it weren't for him. Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dave Ch...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 16:08:00 GMT |
