DISCLAIMER: I'm a huge nerd. I'm ok with that. I like nerdy things for nerdy reasons. If you have a problem or are uncomfortable with nerdiness in any way, shape, or form, please do not look further. Oh yeah, and, I'm not gonna add your band.
I sleep on the left side of most beds.
I like peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwiches.
I don’t write poetry, draw pictures, or doodle.
If you know what’s good for you, you won’t attempt to touch my feet or my ears and you won’t get your feet anywhere near me.
I know the difference between the Pythagorean Theorem and the Quadratic Formula. (Thanks, Jen)
I can put the Quadratic Formula to music. (Thanks, Mrs. Starr (my 9th grade Geometry teacher))
I've learned that it's the friends that you can call at 4:00 a.m. that matter and I test that theory on a regular basis.
I make mistakes, have no regrets, and live my life to the fullest every day.
I am horrible with money.
Three of the cutest children in the world are my nephews.
Three of the best forms of birth control in the world are my nephews.
One of my favorite feelings in the entire world is wiping my face dry after a shower.
I am Bitch #2 in a BITCH TRIFECTA.
My alcoholic beverage of choice is Bud Light, though I can't, for some reason, turn down a tequila shot to save my life.
I am blissfully single and childless.
I have a very small but very close group of friends that are my entire life.
I use the thesaurus tool on Microsoft Word about 50 times a day.
My handwriting changes on a day to day basis.
I am horrible at keeping a journal.
I like chocolate milk.
I take pleasure in writing on the very first sheet of a brand new notebook.
I'm a fun-loving party girl with a responsible side who’s on her way to being a responsible girl with a fun-loving party side.
I watch most sports, but I live for Cardinals baseball.
I love bowling.
I don’t date people off the internet.
I was in 15 schools before I graduated high school.
I was born in the same place as Elvis.
I am younger than all of my friends by at least ten years.
I think Joss Whedon is a genius.
My sister is and always will be my best friend.
