R.I.P. Terrischiavo |
"The name selected for this character has been deemed as inapropriate for the World of Warcraft by the In-Game Support staff of Blizzard Entertainment."/criesTo the humorless Christian douche who repo...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:45:00 GMT |
My Awesome Commute, Part IV |
In the last week, three awesome things (Oh 72 bus, how you entertain me):A chick with "Apple bottoms - packed fresh daily!" embroidered on the right ass cheek of her jeans.A grown-ass woman wearing a ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:13:00 GMT |
Does driving make you an asshole? |
So our friend Dave just got into a pretty serious bike accident. Hit a pothole while biking to work and face and asphalt got way too close for comfort. In fact, aside from busting his wrist, he spli...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:54:00 GMT |
Malaprops! Part II |
A compilation of more random malaprops heard on reality television, public transportation, and of course, my awesome job:Things have improved 180 degrees.I finally feel like there's light at the end o...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:21:00 GMT |
Fuck you, pro-vegetable fanatics |
Not that I know any, much less any of my family or friends. But just in case something happens to me and they turn gay, I now have a bona fide, kickass living will! Many thanks to Mimi for hook up. ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:42:00 GMT |
It’s kinda nice not owning a car or living in Minneapolis anymore |
(No Subject)?From: City of Minneapolis ([email protected])Sent: Sun 12/02/07 11:06 AMTo: [email protected] Minneapolis has declared a Snow Emergency. Parking restrictions begin at 9 p....
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:58:00 GMT |
Stripmall, PA: part deux |
In order, from Monday, in between cramming reverse mortgages into my brain, I crammed this into my pie hole:Arby's, Applebee's, Panera, Olive Garden, Panera, Burger King, Panera, Stripmall HibachiI mi...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:01:00 GMT |
Path of Destruction |
First, a major bridge in Minneapolis collapses. Then there's massive flooding in Winona. And today there's a killer storm and tornados in Chicago. Why are all the places I've lived suddenly wrought...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:48:00 GMT |
Holy Fucking Shit |
Even though it's probably a remote possibility that someone we know was on that bridge at that moment, it's fucking nerve-racking when our Minneapolis peeps aren't answering their phones tonight...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 17:20:00 GMT |
Probably the most accurate article about Winona ever written |
Ah, our hometown.My dad sent me this article about Winona. For those of you that are from there (or honorary Winonans) this will ring pretty fuckin' true. Thank god we now have Ed's bar to hang out ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 17:33:00 GMT |
