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Rachel

I am here for Friends

About Me


How to make a Me
Ingredients:
3 parts beauty
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts joy
Method:
Layer ingredients in a short, curvy glass. Add a dash of caring! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
I love working with STEP and St Pauls. I love my job.
I love to be naughty and skive work.
I love chatting and laughing. I love that I'm different from anyone else, ever.
I love painting with poster paints. I love doodling in my notebooks. I love walking into a room full of people when I don't know anyone.
I love my hair - I love that it's long and I love the colour and I love how soft it is. I love sitting in a meeting and tuning out by swishing my hair back and forth like a shampoo advert.
I love how stupid I look while I'm doing this.
I love how even when people see, they never say anything.
I love being invited round for tea - take the hint St Pauls!!!
I love saying something random and stupid and knowing that no one else could get away with being so tactless.
I love singing really loudly. Sometimes I've got an OK voice, sometimes I'm terrible. I love singing deliberately off-key in the shower to annoy Becky. I love singing songs when I don't know the words.
I love Jesus and think God is too cool for words!
I love taking photos of me posing and then laughing at how stupid I look. I love the colour pink and all associated objets d'pink. I love things that sparkle.
I hate injustice. I hate people who think being pretty = being stupid. I hate marmite. I hate people who make me laugh when I'm in a bad mood. And I HATE*HATE*HATE oranges.
I love that I don't have to be a grown up if I don't want to. I love my bosses - Tom, Rachel and Chris. And I love my Becky. And I love all my friends from St Albans and Stafford. They're all are so lovely. And they make me laugh.
The University of Blogging
Presents to
Rachel Scotland
An Honorary
Bachelor of
Psychotic Ranting
Majoring in
Boredom and Whinging

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My Interests

I might actually be the most boring person ever... I have no interests except people. I love to people watch, to try and guess what the story behind every couple, every family is. Unfortunately, my job is pretty much about people watching, which means I don't actually have any hobbies. Maybe I'll take up knitting. Or making palaces out of match sticks, or...

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet The Monkees - because they are just too cool! And they have an ace name!
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Music:

I love music, everything from opera to heavy metal... I'm not allowed to listen to the radio because I annoy people by constantly saying "Wow! I love this song!" or "This Song Was Written About Me!!!" Plain White T's, The Kooks, Paolo Nutini, Bowling For Soup, Dolly Parton, David Gray, Blink 182, Pink, The Fratelllis,

Movies:

The Notebook (possibly the only film to ever make me cry!) Moulin Rouge, 28 Days Later, Cinderella Story, Shaun of the Dead, Sliding Doors, the ORIGINAL Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, anything funny, or scary or romantic.

Books:

The bible seems like the obvious choice, but I couldn't honestly say I'd read the whole thing! I would recomend the book of Esther, (about a kick-ass teenage girl who saves her people) the book of Ezekiel (about a teenage boy who's a bit sensitive, but totally kicks ass in the end) and the book of Revelations (a very scary futuristic end-of-the-world type thriller) The only thing is, all of these books are TRUE!!!!

Heroes:

Rachel Turner and Rachel Stratton. Terrie Bourner and Rebecca Hamer. Cool, strong people who are totally living for Jesus. (And look darn good while doing it!)

My Blog

Life is nice

Some things are nice.Sometimes the world is nice.Your favourite song on the radio is nice. Being asked how you are is nice. Seeing the sun shine is nice. Being met from the station, having your bags c...
Posted by Rachel on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:13:00 PST

Saved? I hope not...

Me and Becky have jokesness.   Today we had a half an hour meeting, went to the Browns to play WII, went to Lé Batôn (rubbish pub) for lunch, then back to the Browns where we watched a rubbish mo...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:39:00 PST

supermarkets and snoozing

The wandering m&m has returned! (it's supposed to be minstrel, but I don't like them)   I feel KNACKERED already.   I mean, I didn't do ANYTHING this half-term, not really. And I haven't...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:48:00 PST

Going, going... Gone! I'm off :DD

EXHAUSTED.   The only word I have to say on the matter.   Just got back from the DEEP weekend away.   I enjoyed it. I met with God.   I hope the young people did too. The ones I've...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:37:00 PST

Virgin radio and italian food

I feel tired and poorly.   Tired, even though I had the best night sleep EVER last night. And despite the fact that I didn't get out of bed before noon.   And poorly because I have eaten SOO...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

Grumpy Fairy is IN the building

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php" Rachel Scotland: At age 39 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs. " I like it. It's soooooooooo realistic it's ...
Posted by Rachel on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:37:00 PST

Growth... on the cheese

There's some bread in my bedroom that I really need to chuck out.   It's been there a while and is prob'ly going wicked manky.   And there's some cheese accompanying it. I don't even want to...
Posted by Rachel on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:50:00 PST

The day the world ended... only for me to discover it never really existed

The world is flat, the grass is pink, the sun revolves around the Earth.   Seriously.   It has all just changed so much.   The axis has shifted completely and suddenly I'm standing on t...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:24:00 PST

curses and blasphemy... and an eBay addiction

I'm gonna say it.   My name's Rachel and I have a 'problem'.   I am a BLATANT eBay addict.   Seriously. I have a tenner to last me 'til April.   And I have £7 more stuff ordered. ...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 04:21:00 PST

To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub...

It's bedtime.   I know I've been saying it since about four o'clock, but it really is now.   So much work& so little time.   Ever feel like there's no end to it? Well there is. But not ...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:11:00 PST