Jimmy Wilde

I left Scotland for London in 1987 and was employed in a factory counting sheets of plastic and putting them into bundles of 100.I was then recruited by shady Government types, who sent me to Peru to infiltrate a dwarf smuggling ring, whereupon I spent 7 years in a South American jail for crimes against the State. I was only released when the Socialists got into power and announced an amnesty for those convicted of non-violent offences.I continued my work as an international spy and was instrumental in the release of Israeli whistleblower Mordechai Vanunu. Under a nom de plume, I penned an international bestseller based on my experiences and currently live off these earnings and look out of the window.If I don’t, who will?When I feel daring, I venture into Camden Town for cosmopolitan delights and moments of extreme hilarity. I rarely sleep. When I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.I'm into writing fiction and my latest interest is photography. I'll be posting stories and other scribblings here but please also check out my website at www.jimmywilde.co.uk