Well..., im Tom Holmes(most people call me Holmsie) i go to st john fishers in harroagte with other people who are my friends, such as pat paul little and other people who also have names. I support leeds united and have been going to see them for 12 years.Errrrrrrrrrmmm, dunno what else to say-but if YOU do tell [email protected](or just talk) or send it to me telepathically(dunno if that is a word)wwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo(thats a sound a ghost makes)THIS YEARS' OBJECTIVE:EAT DOG POOSTAGE 1: CHEW
STAGE 2: SWALLOWName:
Hans Moleman///////Age:
31///////Name on driving licence:
Ralph Mellish///////Why he looks so old:
'Drinking ruined his life'///////Address:
920 Oak Grove, Springfield, USA, 90701///////
Jobs:
·Lorry Driver
·Teacher of the 'How to eat an orange class' at the Adult Education Annex
·'Moleman in the Morning' radio show///////Homer: I thought you were dead
Mother Simpson: I thought you were dead
Gravedigger: Dang Blasted! Isn't anybody in this god-damn cemetery dead?
Hans Moleman: (popping out of coffin) I didn't want to make a fuss, but now that you mention it...///////Crowd:Boooooooooo
Mr.Burns:Are they saying boo, Smithers?
Smithers:No, they’re boo-urns, boooooo-urns.
Mr.Burns: Are you saying boo or boo-urns?
Crowd: Boooooooooo
Hans: I was saying boo-urns. ///////Hans Moleman: Lesbian?! This isn't my army reunion.
Gay man in army clothes: You're coming home with me.
Hans Moleman: Yes, Colonel. ///////(Apu comes back to his store after closing it down for 5 minutes – Hans is waiting) Hans Moleman: You cost me 5 minutes of my life and I want them back!
Apu: I am sorry, sir.
Hans Moleman: Never mind, I would have just wasted them anyway. ///////Homer: Here's a quarter. You go call for help, and I'll protect the sugar.
Hans: If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.///////Hans: A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me. ///////Hans: Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!///////College girl: She's worse than that 80 year old who pretended to be a freshman.
Hans Moleman: I just wanted a place to sit down...///////Hans: Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.///////Docter: Is this him Mrs.Simpson? Marge:No-that’s Hans Moleman-and, errrr, he’s still alive
Hans:That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you
Marge: See, he spoke
Doctor:That’s just gas escaping///////Bart: Oh yeah? Well you like Moleman!
Lisa: Your gay for Moleman!
Bart: No! You’re gay for Moleman!
Lisa: No you’re gay for Moleman!
Hans: No ones gay for Moleman...///////
Hans: Cowabunga, dude.
Homer: (kisses Moleman)
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Come on, Marge! Try it! It's like kissing a peanut!///////Marge: Maybe I am insane, I mean, I am talking to myself.
Hans: You are? Oh, I thought I made a friend.///////
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tom Holmes
Birthday: 9th of july 1990 1991.....1999 2000 2001......2006 2007 2008....
Birthplace: LEEDS
Current Location: on this chair
Eye Color: cant see my own so...maybe blur or green or
Hair Color: brown
Height: about the size of seven nomes(a rhyme)
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Heri what????
The Shoes You Wore Today: trainers
Your Weakness: u tell me
Your Fears: once at skool we found loads a bats and i picked up summit tht looked like a piece of dirt-guess wot it was-absolutely shit maself...
Your Perfect Pizza: bit a cheese bit a tomato
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: winin the lottery£££
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: is "a" a phrase?
Thoughts First Waking Up: i wanna go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my middle toe on my left foot
Your Bedtime: after bathtime and storytime obviously
Your Most Missed Memory: cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: macburgerdonalds the king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont hav a clue
Chocolate or Vanilla: icecream? if so-vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: uuuuurrrghghghg
Do you Smoke: nah quit when i was seven
Do you Swear: do i fuck
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: ja
Have you Been in Love: dunno really-cud hav been a stroke
Do you want to go to College: is uni the same?
Do you want to get Married: one day
Do you belive in yourself: believe in me to do wot?
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: that mirror i looked in cracked so i think its an obvious YES
Are you a Health Freak: well.....freak, not health freak
Do you get along with your Parents: not all the time no
Do you like Thunderstorms: ye ye ye ye ye
Do you play an Instrument: electric triangle and wooden trumpet(made it myself)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yesss
In the past month have you Smoked: nooo
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nooo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nooo
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: the shops? yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ye
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: oooooh i'll never tell
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: (are the police watchin'?)
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: i dunno probabky not
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: (are the police really watchin'?)
How do you want to Die: im a peter pan in blue tights-i never die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller
What country would you most like to Visit: been EVERYwhere
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont matter
Favourite Hair Color: dont matter unless its blue-papa smurf int that fit-mi height tho
Short or Long Hair: both-at the same time(woooooooooo)
Height: ?
Weight: ?
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: police?
Number of CDs I own: ipod
Number of Piercings: non that i can show u
Number of Tattoos: agen its a secret
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few
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