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they say that white is right and thin is in but that's just bull, cos ladies big is back and as for black it's beautiful. all shapes and sizes follow me - who wants a twig when you can have a whole tree?
heya babes :D je suis alice et je suis un tit.
if you wanna find out some general crack about me, then you’re best off reading all the bits at the side about my interests and everything, cos that would probly let you see what you actually want to see.. totally disregarding that, im going to tell you some sexy stuff about monself in the form of bullet points, coz bullet points are always wonderbra in my opinion… check it! ;)
- im very short (only 5ft and not seeming to be growing anymore… oh dear). iv put this fact first especially for people i have not met before, because it gives SOME PEOPLE a shock (daniel hart i am looking at you!)…silly boy.
- i looooove anything funky and brightly coloured. and putting funky colours in my hair is good too, especially when me and ellen do it together :D. im also a verrrrry big fan of anything to do with the 60’s - i still wear polka dots most of the time even though they went out of fashion many, many moons ago…
- this brings me to my huge love of hairspray! (the film, not the product. the product does nothing for my hair except make it a bit sticky…) but anyway, yeah babes the film is well fit! i love musicals in general faaaaar too much, but hairspray is the definite fave. i have been likened by many people to tracy turnblad, and I have to say i know where they’re coming from! :D
- i absolutely love black culture, music, people, whatever… :D. i will have a black child if it kills me! (preferably with corbin bleu or ne-yo. my, that man’s lips are beautiful x 1000000). ;)
- im a pescetarian, which basically means i eat fish but not meat.. but really im a fake one because i eat gelatine and stuff but whatever, im not doing it cos of animal cruelty or anything - i just don’t like meat!
- i have a "special love" for hugh hefner, david hasselhoff, ray mears, ainsley harriot, jason donovan, dale winton, anton du becke, cliff richard and ben shepherd. i actually fancy barack obama, travis mccoy, ne-yo, corbin bleu, corbin two, gareth gates, zac efron, dawn french and katy perry (believe it or not i am actually straight, but i so wouldnt kick those bad boys out of bed). you'd do seriously well not to confuse the two...
- I love dawn french more than i can explain - she’s pure amazing, and meeting her was both an honour and a dream come true for me, and i look up to her sooo much. love it babes!
sooo there you go babes - iv given you the basics, so add me and drop me a line if i tickle your fancy, which hopefully i do because i get very excited when people add me and talk to me! it’s well fit :D
ooh, and a couple more things which are a bit more on the serious side (soz bbz but i gotta say em)… number 1, iv recently learned that no matter how bloody hard you try, you cant please everyone, which is what i always have tried to do in the past. im not gonna start being a horrific person or anything, but im gonna stop bothering quite so much about people who really don’t deserve it…
number 2, i wanna say that im not stupid - i know fine well that im not skinny or anything. and to be honest, i flit so much between hating myself for it and wanting to change it completely to loving it and realising that i would not be alice whatsoever if i was any different that it’s very stressful! but hopefully you’ll be able to live with the fact that iv got some flaws and welcome me in with open arms anyway!
thanks for reading babes - let me know if you did! :D
my bebo (which i dont use much, but still add me if you want): http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MyProfile=Y
my facebook (which i have recently started using tonnes!): http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=903645286
my deviantart (where i sell handmade jewellery so have a look if it tickles your funny bone!): http://citrus-wedding.deviantart.com/