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I never know what to say about myself, for fear of incrimination. I am 26, I am gay. My spelling and grammar are less than perfect, my typing skills: the same. I am a singer by craft, a waiter by profession, and a drinker by, well let's say most of the other time. I could deny those things, but a filthy little liar I am not.I love you Portland, but I need to roam a little farther. I am on a quest for a husband and a career. My aspirations: to be a kept woman in a little flat. Taking trips to the market and to the dry cleaners. I would love to have a play or two produced, but I need to finish them first.As far as anything else goes, you probably have already read it in the papers.

My Blog

midnight flower snatcher

So, when depressed I find shopping is my savior. I found a cute vintage/consignment shop on Wickeden (sp?) St. Now most of the shit is, in a word, over priced, but I did find a 50% off section, and ac...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 22:50:00 GMT

gettin in trouble, with pbr

So. I am poor (as earlier stated in all of my blogs), but poor people can have fun too goddamnit. During my fourth, er, fifth beer I decided to check out my Manhunt account (this filthy little site wh...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:12:00 GMT

i am crying

Twice in one day, a blog that is.I just received a message from Sara L. Shaw. It made me realize, for a number of reasons, that I am really missing everyone. In tears, I type. Please write and call o...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 00:28:00 GMT

Does anyone know how the postal service runs?

Well. It is OBVIOUS that I do not. You know me-and if you don't, I'll tell you-I am constantly running from middle-aged men, spiders and creditors (thank you BKH). The latter is why I have not done a ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:22:00 GMT

If ya drop it in the river, it ain’t ever coming back.

Well. I figured it was time to write another 'blog'. God knows no one is reading this shit, but that's what it's for, right?Well as my memory serves me, I was lounging by the river in downtown Provide...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:17:00 GMT