I am interested in everything. There is hardly a thought process today that hasn't been influenced by me. I am probably the single biggest influence on Western thought ever. I'm usually not this boastful, but Tom only gives me a little space to tell you, my friends, about me. And essentially telling is selling, so I might as well not hide the fact that I am a genius. haha just kidding. Actually, no I'm not. I'm fucking brilliant beyond brilliant. And I consider myself a great teacher, despite what that war fiend, Alexander, says about me. He was one of my finest pupils. Imagine what the world would have been like if he took up a pen instead of a sword. But I digress. If you have any questions about life, or how the world works, don't hesitate to send me a message. And I won't hesitate to dismiss your questions as silly and irrelevant.
