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librarians mostly. And Beggers.

My Blog

"She got a bite of that taco," Bryant said. "She's up there dreaming about it."

CARNELIAN BAY -- Bears famously fancy honey and picnic baskets. But they dine just fine on day-old tacos.Melinda Potter was puttering around her Lake Tahoe cabin this week when a black bear smashed th...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:37:00 GMT

Milwaukee Brewers offering free rectal exams today at the ballpark. Really, no fucking around.

The Milwaukee Brewers continue to outclass the rest of the National League Central -- particularly that sullen goop currently residing in last place -- but they're not resting on their laurels and ign...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 13:43:00 GMT

Gunman kills 2 clowns in Colombian circus

BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters) -- Two clowns were shot and killed by an unidentified gunman during their performance at a traveling circus in the eastern Colombian town of Cucuta, police said Wednesday.Th...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 14:56:00 GMT

Kentucky Fried Chicken writes to the Vatican to ask for a blessing on their new deep fried fish

In time for the Lenten season, the Kentucky-based company has introduced the Fish Snacker, made of Alaskan Pollack, tartar sauce and a sesame bun. It costs 99 cents. ..> ..> KFC, a unit of Louisvi...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 13:14:00 GMT

Man, 89, arrested for driving around naked with over 100 photos of himself naked

An 89-year-old man is charged with public indecency after police said he was driving completely nude.Police said this was the third time John Welday was caught driving around naked.Martins Ferry polic...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:07:00 GMT

Germans debate labeling Scientology a "subversive organization," keeping close eye on their the

New Scientology office revives German concern 15 January 2007 Berlin (dpa) - The opening by the Scientology movement of a seven- story capital-city office in Berlin triggered debate Sunday on whether...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 13:17:00 GMT

Europeans rushing to Bulgaria to buy "Breast-Boosting Beer"

Sofia, Bulgaria (AHN) -- European men are rushing to Bulgaria to buy Boza beer, which is said to boost women's breasts, after Bulgaria's accession to the EU abolished prohibitive customs duties on the...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:48:00 GMT

holy crap

SAN AGUSTIN, El Salvador (Reuters) - Friends and relatives of Cruz Hernandez's gathered on Wednesday to celebrate her 128th birthday, a milestone that might make her the world's oldest person.Hernande...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 08:53:00 GMT

would you pay a $1.40 for a hundred pennies. Yes, you would.

At 1.4ยข, that's a pretty penny Zinc, not copper, is costing nation a mint John Faherty The Arizona Republic Apr. 27, 2006 12:00 AM The penny is being pi...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:57:00 GMT

50cent digs up grenade in backyard

Fifty the dog likes digging. Digging for bugs, digging for trash, digging for the pure joy of digging. On Wednesday, the pit bull's favorite pastime yielded a possible World War II-era grenade.Owner V...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 15:01:00 GMT