When I grow up I want be a tree. Between now and then, it's all mercury...flowing in every which direction, and eventually gathering in a large puddle. Eventually I want to learn how to manifest (or radiate) my star tetrahedron and travel the unviverse without restraint of time, place, or body. I would like to become more hospitable towards and personally familiarized with the multitudes of (walk-ins) who inhabit my body (1-5 at a time). {Please read "Nothing in this Book is True, but it's Exactly how things are"}
I want a pastry, and we're all out.
I'll write something more later, but this is really exhausting...I need PASTRIES!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jessika J Winter
Birthday: Three days before god's
Birthplace: Sirius One
Current Location: The Ass of Kan
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: What's on sale?
Height: 5 inches taller than my midget daughter (Lyzi)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Mongrel
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: Gravity!
Your Fears: Hope, Expectation, Goals, and Plans
Your Perfect Pizza: Carp and Matza Balled
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Financial Solidarity
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: F U!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to PEE!
Your Best Physical Feature: My right pinky toe, the only bones that's never been broke
Your Bedtime: Yes
Your Most Missed Memory: If I lost it I don't have it anymore!
Pepsi or Coke: whichever is on sale
McDonalds or Burger King: Ew.
Single or Group Dates: Just how groupy are we talking?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: with malt
Cappuccino or Coffee: Occasion Specific Answer
Do you Smoke: Only when I catch myself on fire at work.
Do you Swear: yes and I also curse alot.
Do you Sing: No, but I make a joyful noise
Do you Shower Daily: At least
Have you Been in Love: No, but I've decide to love. Shit is something you fall IN, love is something you decide and do.
Do you want to go to College: Who's paying?
Do you want to get Married: Only to my ex husband/current lover/bestfriend/lifemate
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I stand still
Do you think you are Attractive: Is that really for me to decide?
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: With GREAT effort
Do you like Thunderstorms: Posalutely absitively
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Only when I set myself on fire at work. Yeah, diesel fuel, spray paint, and a torch powered branding iron! Add wind, subtract ventilation, and poof, you're on fire, and so are 700 pallets! Gotta love that dry flamable sawdust.
In the past month have you been on : Yes, but we shouldn't talk about that here.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No we prefer prunes, raisins, and apricots
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Under derest
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, ew.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I needed it for fish bait
In the past month have you been on Stage: Stage? Stage. Stage? Stage. Wait did I miss my curtain call
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah, but it was my fault, I was napping in the dumpster at work, shortly after putting out the flames.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Well when you weigh 105 pounds, you can't rightly go Fat Dipping! And who would want to fat dip anyway?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the souls of smartass survey writers.
Ever been Drunk: Define drunk.
Ever been called a Tease: More often...Bully
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah...by a good friend of mine.
Ever Shoplifted: I didn't actually lift it...it was more like duck and roll
How do you want to Die: Awake and aware
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A tree. Seriously, a tree.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ecuador, Africa, Uzbekistan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Black
Favourite Hair Color: Blue
Short or Long Hair: Long or bald
Height: Tall
Weight: Chichish
Best Clothing Style: Naked?
Number of I have taken: Blank?
Number of CDs I own: A couple hundred
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret is ego and a waste of energy
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! ....
