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Katy Perry The Veronicas is are THE sexiest artist in the industry right now....fuck Beyonce.
.. QweefyisaGAN (On Level: Rarely to Never)
music is music. the best kind is the kind where you feel this surge of emotion where it feels like you could explode any minute. where your ears feel like they just heard something so grand and you could die of pure happiness that minute. when simple lyrics can be compared to what your going through in life. when a simple beat can send your heartbeat racing. good music is the kind you could cry to, the kind you can kick the crap out of anything and everything, the kind you can go driving to and feel like your on the top of the world, the kind you can make the love to, the kind you scream at the top of your lungs, good music makes you feel alive. therefore, music=life.
-The Asian(Jenna)
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 85%
Superman 70%
Wonder Woman 62%
Iron Man 60%
The Flash 60%
Supergirl 57%
Robin 55%
Green Lantern 55%
Hulk 45%
Catwoman 40%
Batman 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
Stoner's Scrumptious Survey. If you like the survey my myspace is http://www.myspace.com/stoners_ghetto
ORIGINAL Power Rangers
Which one was your favorite? Zach (Black Ranger)
Do you remember Bulk and Skull? Moz def.
What was the original bad "girls" name? (not telling you guys)
Was Goldar a badass, fuck-up, or just plain ugly? All 3
Stoner (If you don't know me I'm like, OH EM GAWD COOL!) T or F
Isn't I so damn fine? Of course
Isn't I so damn cool? Def.
Isn't I so damn need grammer lessons? DUH!
Isn't I blind? Yes
Isn't I funny? No
Isn't I done? Hopefully
Fill in the blank
My favorite car is ____ ..36 Hot Wheel from Mickey D's
My favorite movie is ____ The Longest Yard
I love Stoner b/c he ____ is FRIGGIN' SWEET!
My favorite Slurpee at 7-11 is ____ that green one
Baskin Robins or Outback Steakhouse? ____(I know, that was a shitty fill in the blank, sorry) Outback
First crush (As in bug squashed, not *emo heart*) ____ Ant
I have(Eye meaning Hue) ____ Candy
I'm only ____ on days that end with (XYZ) (eXamine Your Zipper?) weird
Celene Dion is ____ an embarrassment
Rose is a ____ for letting go of Jack FUCKING BITCH!
Duckpin bowling is _____ awesome AMAZINGLY!
No one cares about you but we'll go there : )
Type o' music? Rock n' Rap
Favorite artist/band? Underoath/Benefit/Senses Fail/Eminem/Atreyu/Taking Back Sunday
Do you like Underoath/Senses Fail/Atreyu/Taking Back Sunday? uhh YEAH!
Should you? def.
Are you sure? def.
If you don't know who any of those bands are, I apologize, you fucking suck...JAY KAY!, are you a homophobe? no
Do you think you're homosexual? no
Okay, let's put it this way, would a straight person think you're homosexual? no
Look at your boogies when blowing the nasal thingy? no, well, only to make sure I got it sometimes
Age...of parents? no clue
Favorite mixed drink (soda, if you don't have a fav. mixed soda, make one up) Lil' Hi-C and Sprite
Your input on the Ninja Turtles? FUCKING SHIZZY!
Phone or AIM? Both
Old School Cartoons...Ever seen ___
Ninja Turtles? Def.
Biker Mice From Mars? HELLS YEAH!
Conan the Barbarian? Yup
Street Sharks? Yup
Creepy Crawlers? Yup
Captain Planet? def.
Ghostwriter(Not a cartoon but it was a classic)? Yuppers
Thundercats? Def.
Gummi Bears? YeS!
Teddy Ruxbin? A lil'
My Little Pony? hells no?
Sailor Moon? ...Yes
Mummies Alive? YES!
Mighty Max(FUCKING AMAZING OLD SCHOOL CARTOON!)? FUCK YEAH!
___ or ___?
Mcflurry or Hash Brown? Hash Brown
Chick flick or porno? depends on the mood
Arnold Schwartzie or Silvester Stallone? Silvey
Terminator or Rocky? Rocky
Jennifer Garner(Dare Devil/Elektra) or Liv Tyler(Hot elf chick in Lord of the Rings) Liv
Bass or Amp? Amp
Guitar or Drums? Drums
Video night or Movies? Depends
Donkeys, Turtles, or Bears(triple threat, u likey?)? Bears
Honest Abe or George Washington? Abe
Mighty Mouse or Woody Woodpecker? Ima have to go with Woody
Embarrass people or Get embarrassed by others? Embarrass
Coleslaw or Doritoes? Doritoes, fuck coleslaw
Mint Chocolate chip or Neopolitan? Mint Choco.
Vin Disel or Ice Cube(Triple X)? Vin
Jean shorts or sports shorts? Jean
Band shirts or College shirts? Band
Screw over dumbfucks or Dumbfucks screw you? 1st one
Friends with benefits or Relationship? Either or but prefer relationship
Elves or Dwarves? Elves
Funny bone or knee cap? Knee Cap
Starting to wrap up
Did you like my quiz? Yes
Could you understand my quiz? def.
Was there a point to this quiz? Fuck no?
Did it waste valuable/unvaluable time? hells yeah
Should I make another in the future? hells I don't know?
Are you a via AIM slut? Moz def.
Do I smoke/drink/smoke(cigs)/ or none? ???
What time is it? Gametime
I don't care, say something here something
Do you wear sunglasses? Not unless I'm being retarded
Ever changed a diaper? Yes
Mad that you spent at least 15 min. taking this survey while ppl are IMing you wondering why you won't answer? nah, it's my quiz, and it's 1 29 in the AM
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K Kind
E Extreme
I Irresistible
T Twisted
H Hairy
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Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.Take the quiz: "Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?"

Blue Ranger
You are the Blue Ranger, you are Billy. Your weapon is the power lance. You are the Triceratops and the Wolf.
-"Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I'll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it." -"What is a friend? It's a single soul dwelling in two bodies." -"Jamie: How can you see places like this... and have moments like this and not believe? Landon: You're lucky to be so sure. Jamie: It's like the wind. I can't... see it, but I feel it." -"Maybe...maybe this is the entire reason that I stopped being the person who everyone loved and laughed at, you see, when everyone loves you, there's no one left to fall in love with you." -"I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you." -"Gretchen: You're weird. Donnie: Sorry. Gretchen: No, that was a compliment. " -"Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?" -"Dr. Lilian Thurman: What did Roberta Sparrow say to you? Donnie: She said "Every living creature on earth dies alone". -"This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful." -"Cry when you are sad. When the tears are gone, life will move on."
Fact-If I see you and ask "Do you know who I am" chances are you won't recognize me, and then I'll proceed to dance and say "Lord Stoner, from myspace" and then you pause a second and say "OMG! WHAT'S UP!".
Fact-I like a wide variety of music. Pretty much everything but bluegrass, slow jams and country, some country is alright, I can only take about 14 rap songs in a row then I start to get bored. I LOOOOOOVE rock, all types, emo, screamo, pop, classic, all that shizzle.
Fact-I'm badass
Fact-I have a nice ass
Fiction-I hate duckpin bowling
Fact-I have a green turtles jacket, green and black chucks, and occasionally my shit is even green.
Fiction-Don't call me Kermit the Frog though cuz I'll get pissed the fuck off
Fact-I have many close friends that are girls, and very few close guy friends. But I love all of them. No fucking homo.
Fact-I like talking on the phone for a while but I just don't like to do it all the time.
Fact-Some bowling nerds are in fact some of the greatest/funniest people you'll ever meet.
Fact-Some bowling nerds are the sluttiest/most annoying people you never want to meet.
Fact-People piss me off when they say duckpin bowling "Isn't real bowling". There's like 5 different types of bowling, and let me tell ya, WHEN I'M UP THERE THROWING A BALL I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S REAL! Dumbass tricks.
Fact-I love to laugh
Fact-If I start to weez, congrats, I'm laughing my hardest.
Fact-If we're friends and we become friends and don't hang out as much as we used to, I love you the exact same, I just get busy, happens def. more then I like it to.
Fact-Don't ask me my penis size cuz I'll give you the same answer as everyone else, "8 million" or "You'll have to find out for yourself if you wanna know so bad", and sometimes when guys are asking me I realize it's not the best thing to say.
Fact-I call my penis Ryan Cabrera.
Fact-I'm done with this.
Friends-
Lolo-omfgoodness. Where do I start. Well your probably the most indecisive person I know, which is def. not a bad thing or else we wouldn't have met. You asked "orange soda or Dr. Pepper", I said "Dr. Pepper" and I believe you went with orange soda anyways lmao. It's okay though cuz then I was badass and got your myspace url. I used to be a nerd, til' I started using swagger. lmao. okay anyways, from dressing up in Steelers jerseys, to Milk busts, to little black kids running out of stalk in corn mazes, to licking card envelopes, to Superbowl parties after the superbowl, to homecoming/Saw (movie) which you fell asleep in btw, to maybe even some regrets, to a time where we barely conversed at all, to Iron Man, to the greatest grilled cheeses ever made, to margeritas, to Heinzel, to fantastic tastes in music, to getting cds out of your p.o.s. cd player, from one of the 3 undeleted texts in my phone (omg a bird just shit on my stomach!!!) lmaooooooooo, and just to us in general cuz we're badass muh fukkas.
Laura-Verbally brutal but totally honest, great hut hutter, Kidney stones don't break my bones but they keep me from going to damn CONCERTS! Way to punch me in the stomach ASS! haha. YOU LIKE DAT?! Laufwho.
Billy-Too nice to people. Most inside jokes award. 1/3rd CCS owner, SIR?! Dontmatta cocksucka. Cones. Keno & Racetrax. Gay ass Ruby Tuesdays and Waffle House (Sorry Laura). Keith: I wanna FUCKQUE LIKE AN ANIMAL!, Amanda: Oh my God, is this song OVER yeeeet. lmfao. SHOW ME YO' BOOTYHOLE! SBF that started out GREAT! If you're one of those people that like to sit and watch the game while drinking coffee, you're gonna like this game.
Collallello-Most gansta white kid you'll ever meet, fun guy once you get to know him, please don't be ignorant though, he's a very close friend of mine and if you say something stupid to him then he will not hesitate to lay you the fuck out, and there will be pretty much nothing I can do about it. And go ahead, underestimate his size. LELLO!!!!!! Fuckin' like 45 avg. watcher, lmfao, is Raiden Madden replacement? lmfao, "Does that look done" like 8 million. 1/3rd CCS owner. Brothers in the fight against fish LMFAO! Misewell beat me with "Mr. Seethewhole Fied" Peyton himself. fuckin' Colt shit. Never gives me shit about the girl's I date, and vice versa. My boy for life right there.
MANDAY!-Sweetest girl anyone will ever meet. A bit of fear when it comes to ducks in parks though LMFAO! Worst sledders EVER! hahaha. Churchface, Big Booty Big Booty. Haunted MILL!; sd;flijasdf;lkjsd! hahahaha, I love when there's like 3 clowns on a 50 mile walk. SHMANDYISGAN!
Holly-Eats my Salisbury steaks lmfao, and has finally become the future emo kid I knew she was. Great friend, I need to start hanging out with her more again. The world would be a better place if everyone just tried a little of that orange chicken. lmfao. The Elf.
NOOSH!-hahahahahahhaa, OMG!!!!! You're so awesomely Persian. This girl is just flat out AMAZING. We have had quite possibly some of the funniest convo's I've had in my entire life. From combining our passions (Yeah we're talking about bowling and lax you fucking pervs), to Lord of the Rings porns. If I need a laugh, I will always look for this girl. Rosemin.
Paige-Outgoing and friendly, always has 45 things going on at once, I don't know how she doesn't kirk every second cuz I know I would. Probably the only one of my friends in the world that my dad warmed up to off the bat. Mic check's gurl.
Richard-Dude, I love you. If I was gay I'd try to love you more, but it wouldn't work cuz you would still be straight. And gay men have no pizazz anywho, they think that EVERYTHING should be bright except for their butthole. We need darkness in this world, and that my friends is why I'm not gay. Kinda fuxed up your friend thing, lmao sorry. Coolest British kid ever right here. Sometimes we eat chicken from Safeway. The Bri-an.
Duck-FUCKIN' DUCK! hahaha, we're gonna go on rollerc-I LOVE YOU! We're gonna go on Roller coasters. lmfao, mall ummm, your grandma's Macy's card was stolen? LOOK! it's kevin! haha. FUCKIN' DUCK!
Smore-Another person I need to start hanging out with more, loves pink and prison break, possibly breaking out of a pink prison, cries at King Kong lmfao, had the same bookbag as me in high school. Premonitions. Smore.
Jeramie-WOW! hahahaha. We never purchased it but we're still gonna get Billy to buy it. UNDERWORLD! CT twice, goin' for 3 times as nice. JERM NEW (cell phone)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The dude on that one show

So when I think about NASCAR, this comes to mind

My Blog

lmfao, return of Richard and Stoner

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Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 22:57:00 GMT

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chillin wit chuck boi n jangezzzzz aka gooooooooo kittttaaa....FUCK YOU KEITH!!! n yeah I KNOOOOOOOOOOO U SEEE IT Im lyke bim blam i kno u want sum she suckin on mah meat lyke a peice of bubble yummm ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 16:44:00 GMT

So I met this girl

at the bowling alley on Sunday, she was there for her lil' bro's b-day party, short hair, blue, black, and blonde, honestly the prettiest girl I've ever seen with my own eyes. So she comes up to the c...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 21:53:00 GMT

So tonight this girl caught me...

Hammerdancing.LMFAO!!!!!!!As some of you know, one of my jobs is working at the bowling alley, welp, we have new internet jukebox, there was one family left, so they played songs as well so I had to w...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:25:00 GMT

I typed so much

That I can't let it die in a bulletin. I woke up, went to Billy and Laura's for like 15 min., told there mom there's a difference between her never being right and myself never being wrong. Then L...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 20:50:00 GMT

Feb. Match Cont.

So, here's the rest of the story. So, iytl did absolutely pathetic in the Feb. match. Sorry guys but it's true, Kim and Billy's team just didn't cut it, Curtis was getting mad, Katherine is wicked nic...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 21:08:00 GMT

Feb. Match

omg, okay, to start off, this is sort of about bowling, so I don't know if all of you want to read this, BUT, bowling in Baltimore, is far more then just bowling, there's tons of drama, seriously, I a...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:29:00 GMT

Warning: Extremely Gross...at some points

You have been warned, I will show you every little bit of this convo from the beginning to finish, and yes, BEGINNING TO FINISH, the beginning is a little random, but, ja, well, fuck it, the whole thi...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 21:33:00 GMT

Ode to Oldies

Here I am, looking at the Blue Moon, Along side my Buttercup, Wishing we were in Kokomo. Oh What a Night. The next day I was on a Stairway to Heaven, You Make me Want to Shout. All of the sudden you c...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 23:15:00 GMT

And now a few words from Derek

Exxride8357: damn you keith your away message pissed me off Auto response from yougrabbedmychub: ummm ummm ummmm ummmm ummmm you're an idiot for coming al...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 22:02:00 GMT