I am the very model of a modern Major-GeneralI've information vegetable, animal, and mineralI know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historicalFrom Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General...
As far as the more existential issues go:
In the debate of Pirates vs. Ninja, I'd have to go with Pirate. Mostly because Pirates have more fun. When was the last time you heard a ninja laugh or down copious amounts of ale and rum?
I like to make stuff. It really doesn't matter what. Creativity is the shit.
I love my family.
