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Mr. B

Your face is bit trite

About Me

I am the very model of a modern Major-GeneralI've information vegetable, animal, and mineralI know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historicalFrom Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculous In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General...
As far as the more existential issues go:
In the debate of Pirates vs. Ninja, I'd have to go with Pirate. Mostly because Pirates have more fun. When was the last time you heard a ninja laugh or down copious amounts of ale and rum?
I like to make stuff. It really doesn't matter what. Creativity is the shit.
I love my family.

My Interests

I like making stones, pretending to be a stone, and throwing them too. I enjoy fighting crime at night and causing crime in the morning. I like to jump out of tall buildings. I like pie.

I'd like to meet:

(^^) ('')
I hope you got all of that.

Music:

That which moves your feet. That which moves your voice. That which moves your soul.

Movies:

Basically any movie with Tom Hanks or Bruce willis. Though not together. That would be...weird. Plus, You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means...

Television:

The Family Guy, Monk, Lost, Star Trek:TNG, Colbert Report. Just not a lot at a time.

Books:

Origin of the species (racey stuff), Books by George R.R. Martin, David Sedaris, Dr. Seus. Also poetry by Garcia Lorca.

Heroes:

Strong Bad.

My Blog

Zidane For The Headbutt!!!

Wow, do I love watching soccer. Not all the time, in fact only during the world cup. I'm not much of a "sports nut" which maybe isn't steriotypical for guys, but still, wouldn't you rather play than w...
Posted by Mr. B on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:07:00 PST

I may not blog much

This is just a placeholder to show that I may blog in the future, but I'm not sure if I can. I have a mop in my face apparently.
Posted by Mr. B on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:01:00 PST