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Kathleen

I'll pass on a headline, thanks

About Me

I was born on the mean streets of Compton - I used to hustle with the best of them. I am very good at amusing myself. I like to lift 8 lb. weights and pretend I am diesel. I like to finish sentences with the word "son", especially on the job, because it is very professional. One day I will wear birkenstocks, drive an astro minivan, pick my children up from soccer practice, invite your children over for a play date and bake you a casserole. Buckle up back there kids.

My Interests

The New York Giants. Fantasy Football. Ultimate Fighting. Secret handshakes. My left hand on my left hip.

I'd like to meet:

yo mama!

Music:

Beyonce

Movies:

Dreamgirls is untouchable!!! Wedding Crashers, Old School, Anchorman, Pay It Forward

Television:

That's So Raven is quite possibly the best television show ever created.

Books:

The Secret Life of Bees, The Devil Wears Prada