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Garrett

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About Me

I swallowed broken glass just so I could prove that I am the alpha male.

My Interests

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 100 93 86 79 72 65 58 51 44 37 30 23 16 9 2 -5 and of course: campuses, titles, features, putting my chin on shoulders, and so on

I'd like to meet:

Any or all of the four main characters from the upcoming feature film BRATZ, and/or an extraterrestrial.

Music:

Talking Heads, Steve Reich, Sonic Youth, Radiohead, Air, Battles, St. Vincent, yr mom

Movies:

ABRAXAS, W. Anderson movies, C. Eastwood features, G. Lucas films, with the exception of everything he's done besides SW IV-VI and Indiana Jones

Television:

COWBOY BEBOP, office, curb,

Books:

Iain M. Banks, Gregory Benford, Jorge Luis Borges, David Brin, Arthur C. Clarke, etc.

Heroes:

Lando Calrissian, Spike, mofos

My Blog

Nocturnal

I've been getting up at about, oh, 1:30 pm for the past week or so, and thanks to my flexible and understanding boss(es), I haven't gotten in trouble for it. But! I decided I need to get back on sched...
Posted by Garrett on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 05:49:00 PST

WHITE TEETH

I've been thinking about this subject quite a bit lately. The shade of most people's teeth is substantially darker than the whites of their eyes. An approximate shade equivalency is probably best. But...
Posted by Garrett on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:58:00 PST

return

Well, I'm back. Since returning I haven't done all that much. But I figure I deserve a break. In the end I'm glad I did this job (washing dishes 12-14 hours a day, 7 days a week, on a cruise ship...
Posted by Garrett on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:47:00 PST

sea life, pt. 2

Here's what's been going on with me lately, presented in an annoying list format:1. Washing dishes ad infinitum/nauseam: Next week will most likely be even worse, since the chef who's been helping me ...
Posted by Garrett on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:30:00 PST

life at sea

Well, I'm happy to say that this job is becoming more and more tolerable. This is largely due to: the realization of how much money I made in two weeks (a good amount), getting better at my job, and g...
Posted by Garrett on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 04:25:00 PST

Job Interview

I had an interview at CruiseWest today. I think it went well, so with any luck, I'll be in Alaska on Saturday, working for 8 weeks on a boat. It'll sorta suck to not have any summer left after that, b...
Posted by Garrett on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:47:00 PST

Polkjhy

I guess what I meant by "time to look for jobs" was "time to post another blog that's not as depressing". So here goes:One good thing that's happened recently is that I've been reading a lot more. I f...
Posted by Garrett on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:50:00 PST

Summer

I'm still looking for a job... a few days ago I applied for a position as a waiter on a small cruise ship in Alaska. In six weeks' time I'd make at least $4000, and since the company is based in Seatt...
Posted by Garrett on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:22:00 PST