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Andy

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I can't stand to wait in traffic for anything and I HATE onions!I get bored very easily so I'm always working on at least three different things. I am always ready to go to Funhouse Pizza. Unless under perfect circumstances, karaoke makes my skin crawl. I can name all of the parking lots at the Magic Kingdom (and which rows are in them). I believe in the power of the Funken ring. I have a copy of the Paul Stanley stage banter bootleg "People, Let Me Get This Off My Chest." I once played the Nutcracker Prince, but I hate dancing. I will listen to podcasts that consist of nothing but ambient noise from Disney parks. When I used to play "Sim City", I would name all structures after my friends. I like Santa.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Will Lee - the guy who played Mr. Hooper on "Sesame Street", but he's dead now, so...whatevs. I'll say Lady Raptastic.

My Blog

No Asky, No Telly

As many of you already know, my friends Eric, J.D. and I just got back from New York City, where we were one of the 16 teams competing on VH-1's "World Series of Pop Culture." We had a blast and met s...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 23:05:00 GMT

Adventures in the Sinkhole State

After enduring copious amounts of Fat Tire beer and excruciating heat at the annual Wakarusa Festival, The Hink, Dalton and I loaded up the truck and headed off to Brooksville, Florida for some much-n...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 09:32:00 GMT

There is no champagne in the Sex Room

A conversation over the weekend reminded me of my first sojourn to a "Gentleman's Club" so I guess I'll share one of Andy's Classic Life Moments: I had been working at Disney World for my second full ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 May 2005 21:50:00 GMT

Boom Boom Kaboom

That's the only way to sum up what happened to the local band The Esoteric and the explosion of support that has engulfed them since a late night fire destroyed...well, all of their shit. It's true...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Feb 2005 10:48:00 GMT

Souf of da Bo-dah!

Yo. Check it. I been gettin' all mad crazy hype about what's goin' in mah tum-tum so today's, I was all, "What's the shiznit going down up at the Q-doba?" Minute Rice later, I'm in my chariot, cruisin...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Feb 2005 14:08:00 GMT

Jonathan Rockingston Seagull

I have no idea where that subject title came from. After battling a massive headache yesterday, KEG and I braved the dropping temperature to roll into the big city for a second night of the Ike Rei...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jan 2005 10:53:00 GMT

Self-inflicted Body Terrorism

Did I see any of you this weekend? I can't think of one thing that I did to myself this weekend that had any amount of goodness to it. Nothing. (It could be argued that I got a lot of extra sleep, but...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jan 2005 10:38:00 GMT

"Whatever Happened to the Girl in Me?"

Is it mono or am I just incredibly bored these days? I've actually reverted to playing "Rollercoaster Tycoon" just to pass the time. Kit and I went to KC yesterday; I bought some pants without trying ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jan 2005 10:16:00 GMT

Okay, I'll do the stupid Sin Survey

ANGER: 1. Who did you last get angry with? ~ Whoever keeps slamming the door to our house in the morning. 2. What is your weapon of choice? ~ I'm a big fan of the chainsaw. 3. Would you hit...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jan 2005 09:28:00 GMT

Vilkommen til der Ice Tsunami

Good lord it's cold! This isn't the briskness that whirls past your face, pulling your ears straight up into the air like antennae and makes you long for a large cup of cocoa with as many marshmallows...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jan 2005 08:52:00 GMT