The Human Experience, Lolcats, Music, Television, Sports (HTTR), Colors, especially Orange, Film, Communications, Visual Art, Alternate Reality Games, Design, Fitness, Arguing about the stupidest things, the Not-so-human experience, food, Bowling, Blank black T-shirts, Blank white cards, Capitalizing things I shouldn't, Using more commas than I need, Spellcheck, Video games, Arguing about not so stupid things, Fishing, The internet, Not so visual art, web comics, Immortatlity, Fatality.
I'd like to meet:
Anyone, really. Especially if they want to be supa cool like those pictured below, and make me one of those stupid myspace signs. I'm trying to start a collection, and if you make me one, I will be your bestest friend. Actually, if you make me one, we should already be close, and you'll get a prize of some sort, for making me feel super special.
Ok, yeah, this isn't a sign, but you gotta admit, it's pretty fucking cool! Props to Meghan for doing this, for no reason other than the fact that she is awesome. Also, double props for getting that creepy looking kabuki mime mask thing in the picture with her. Meghan definitely wins for this. Like, seriously. This is kind of the end all be all of awesomeness. I'm kind of speechless, at how much she/this rocks, so while I catch my breath, everyone clap for Meghan. She fucking deserves it (and not just for this, she wins, like, all the time.)(Yes, I know there are two here, but they are both awesome, so I'm not taking down either. Double the Meghan is pretty awesome, anyway.)
This is Ha(rriso)n Solo! He, apparently thinks I am Michael Stipe! He is also very excited to be my first male sign maker. I am equally excited to have him in the elite group of "People who found a way to make having too much time on their hands benefit me." No, two guys being overly excited about myspace signs doesn't make them gay, at all. No, seriously, it doesn't. Stop laughing. (The Shirt says "I don't give a fuck what yr mother thinks." And, I really don't. Fuck yr mother.)
This is my sexy lover, Roxy, drawn by the even more lovely Marielle! She painstakingly crafted this lovely piece of love machine, who enjoys long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and probably, knowing Marielle, Ska-punk with overtones of space exploration. I don't know why this didn't go up, earlier, since Marielle obviously put so much work in it, but hey, better late than never, right?
This is Alissa (Again). She stole my myspace sign virginity be glad she did it, and not you, it was very bloody, and kind of loud), and is way too cool for school (but, she goes anyway, just to make people who aren't too cool for school feel like total tools). I don't know who may be reading this, but it's a safe bet that she owns your face off. For rizeal. Ain't she cute, too? If I were to go into more depth, but, I'd spend less time typing out the entire New Testament, word for word. And, fuck If I'm going to support God on this thing. Unless, she makes me a sign ...)
This be Cassidy (Again)! The whole sign thing was her idea, and she made me three (not including this), so, she gets three supercooltotallyawesome points (As if, she needed more.).And, yes, I am the slutbutter on her slutbagel, which is, in fact, a lot tastier than it sounds. Oh, by the way, supercooltotallyawesome points can be reedemed at your local supercooltotallyawesome retailer. Supercooltotallyawesome points are non-transferrable, and can not be redeemed for Cash.
This is TiffleWiffleBall. I don't really call her that. She was super nice enough to put my "rock out with my cock out picture" on her site, and make me this cool little signish thingy. It looks like pen, but this is actually tattooed on to her motherfucking skin. That's how much she loves me, and therefore that's how much you should love her. That's right, I want each and everyone one of you to tattoo "TiffleWiffleBall" onto your body. That's how much Tiffany rules. Seriously. Go do it, or I will injure you physically.
This is Megan (without the H, but don't hold that against her). She's cream (not the C.R.E.A.M.) in my coffee, (don't let the skin fool ya, she's whiter than me, and I'm pretty white) if I were to drink coffee. Which I don't. I used to eat the creamers, straight, though. Those things are fucking delicious. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, yeah, Megan is awesome!
This is J-J-John. I won this sign, so it's probably the most valuable of them all. If I were to sell it (which I would never do, because the sentimental value is through the roof!), it would fetch a good 5 cents, where as the rest would get maybe 2. Maybe. I was going to make this into one huge math problem proving I was better than like, Jesus, and Moses, and Vishnu, and all the popular gods, but then I realized that I haven't taken math in a long time, and Sines and Cosines scare and confuse me. But, anyway, Yay John! He rules at life, a lot more than you do! And he's dreamy, too! And, he's the only one who realizes that rhymed! Don't lie, and say you did, asshole.
This is (the real) Stephanie. She's one of the cutest dorks ever, and I rule her. Well, I rule everyone, but she's one of the few that accepts me ass her almighty ruler. And by "one of the few", I mean "the only one" You should all take a cue from her and do the same, because she's superawesome, so she must be right. And, don't you give me that oh "Majority Rules" thing, because you know for a fact I'm smarter than you. You know who else knows that? Stephanie, that's who. It is for this reason, you should give her candy.
This is Bradley, which is probably the worse name you could ever give someone, or something, ever. Bradley , according to the sign, hates me. I sure am glad Teddy Bears aren't able to feel emotions, and even if they could, wouldn't be able to act on it, or else I may be in the most minimal amount of trouble I've ever been in. I'm also glad Teddy bears can't yell at me for ending sentences in prepositions. Humans 2, Teddy Bears 0. We've probably scored more than that, but it doesn't really matter, because we win by default. Top of the food chain, bitch.
This is a simple sign made by the coolest person in the world, Lynn. The elephant is adorable, which just adds to the overwhelming coolness of the sign, which is already at 48383638^37582 just because it's made by Lynn. She was actually pictured with the sign, but she's so awesome my computer couldn't handle it, and my C drive went up in flames, so I figured if I put her on the myspace, it would cause the entire website to crash.
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Music:
A little bit of everything. Seriously, I know some people say that, and then give you a list of bands that all sound exactly the same, but I mean it. From Sinatra to the Wu Tang Clan, Conway Twitty to Buckethead, Bob Dylan to Napalm Death, and just about everything in between. My Desert Island three is Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness (Smashing Pumpkins) Dial-A-Song (They Might Be Giants) and The Devil and God are Raging Inside of Me (Brand New).
Movies:
My favorite is Chasing Amy. As you could probably guess, my favorite director is Kevin Smith. As far as actors, I'm big on Jason Lee, Sam Jackson, Bruce Willis, John Cusack, Will Ferrell, Steve Buschemi, Edward Norton, Ben Affleck (sue me), Matt Damon, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Fairuza Balk, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and lots more. I don't watch as many movies as I should, but I like most of what I see, and I'm trying to see the classics I haven't seen. If you want to help, I'm down.
Television:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, Bullsh!t, Mr. Show, Survivor, Real World/Road Rules Challenges, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Pro Wrestling, Scrubs, Sealab 2021, Full House, Boy Meets World, Next, Robot Chicken, Invader Zim, ESPN, Wild'N Out, Friends, Chapelle's Show, Futurama, Parental Control, Degrassi: The Next GenerationDegrassi: The Next Generation
