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Melissa

Influence (of the mob kind)

About Me

"Dear, dear! How queer everything is today! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I've changed in the night? Let me think---WAS I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is, 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!" -Alice's Queer Adventures in Wonderland

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK!??!?!
Dance the night away by karchan85
Name
What you Look like
The Music The Music in your Head

Quiz created with MemeGen !these Little Kiddies! OR Eric Foreman he is my ideal man.

Music:

i dont want to list every band i've listened to in my life. but some of my faves are The Faint, The Shins, Neutral Milk Hotel, Elliott Smith, placebo, Built to Spill, The Decemberists, Voxtrot, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Tapes n' Tapes, Wolf Parade, M.I.A., CocoRosie, Iron & Wine, Interpol, Nine Black Alps, Pixies. but thats all im going to say at this moment. the pics are sigur ros and fischerspooner. cutesy.

Movies:

American Grafitti, Crazy/Beautiful, The Little Mermaid, Donnie Darko, Old School, Girl, Interrupted, Napoleon Dynamite, Pieces of April, Virgin Suicides, Elefant, Breakfast at Tiffanys, the Breakfast Club, James Bond, American Psycho, Anchorman, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Garden State, Mean Girls, Stand by me, Almost Famous, The Shining, shaun of the dead, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Wet Hot American Summer, Elizabethtown, Me and You and Everyone we Know, NARNIA!!! Easy Rider, Pulp Fiction, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the old one), Home Alone 1 and 2, Wedding Crashers (Death you are my bitch lover)

Television:

...flowers... by jun

Books:

I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

Heroes:

Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.

My Blog

its glam! it's rock! its the glam rock fest!

so   yeah.  the glam rock party was two nights ago.  it was pretty nice i'd say.  doin the robot.  naturally.   the cake! sam in a dress.  big deal.  ...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 01:55:00 PST

well. summers back.

great.  GREAT.  my whole entry just got deleted.  NOW what??? i guess i'll make a new one with new topics.  i dont really know what else to write about.  i guess i'll start wi...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 06:12:00 PST

its SEXUAL and VIOLENT.

 i hurt my footieeeeeee.  dont u hate creepy things like dead eels?  like is there anything grosser than hitting someone with a dead eel?  yeah i think not buddy.  i have a w...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:03:00 PST

bippidyboppidyboo

these are my new boots.  the image is grainy.  but look how fab they are! thats the rummage room for ya.  i dont know when/where im going to wear them.  i dont know if people wou...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:25:00 PST

Fresh Broowmski's, get 'em whilst they are hoott!

so expect to be seeing such goods around... also i'm going to do some advertising for lush. for those of you who do not know, lush is an organic homemade naturallyy soap store.  christine works ...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:18:00 PST

GAY LESBIAN VIRGIN

so i got into a fight with my 9 year old brother.  this is how it started. Jack: (talking about something else) thats gay Melissa: you're gay J: you're gay M: you're gay J: you're a lesbian M: yo...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:40:00 PST

uhhh....hootspah?

so last night was the infamous hootspah.  it was lovely and magnificent. for anyone who doesnt know what a hootspah is.  i looked it up on dictionary dot com and this is what i got. hootspah...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:50:00 PST

NEW YEARS

  well i stole this from sarah....   In the year 2006 I resolve to:  Moon the cameras in the parking garage.     http://resolution.geek-foo.net" style=...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:10:00 PST

HOOtspah

hejjo.  i am having a streak of bad/good luck. first off was earlier on in the week when i lost me wallet.  me wallet that contained MORE than money, MORE than my license, MORE than my left...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:29:00 PST

herro

so tomorrow is the secret santa gift exchange! wooooooooooooooo!  i'm prettty excited, i dont know who has me.  but UNFORTUNATELY THE PERSON WHO I HAVE ALREADY KNOWS.  oh well, i hope t...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:56:00 PST