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The Minority Report

You want em? I got em.... drippin like water

About Me

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- -TylerAll work and no play makes Shaun a dull boy
Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE.
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?********************************* MY CITYYou know about them Black Out Boys?

My Interests

"The Autumn Wind is a Pirate, Blustering in from the sea, With a rollicking song, He sweeps along, Swaggering boisterously."His face is weather-beaten, He wears a hooded sash, With a silver hat about his head, And a bristling black mustache."He growls as he storms the country, A villain, big and bold, And the trees all shake and quiver and quake, As he robs them of their gold."The Autumn Wind is a Raider, Pillaging just for fun, he'll knock you around, and upside down, and laugh when he's conquered and won."LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23) Drinking style: "I'm a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's just that I'm so damn social." Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and meet new people. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or on the Wicked Libra side (they are very flirty when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously honesty when drunk, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!

I'd like to meet:

Cuties with booties

Music:

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Movies:

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Books:

You know how I stayed alive this long? Fear. Fearsome acts. A man steals from me, I cut off his hand. If he lies to me, I cut out his tongue. If he stands up against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike and lift it up for all to see. A spectacle of fearsome acts. That's what maintains the order of things. Fear.

Heroes:


Your Pimp Name Is...
Big Playah Mystery What's Your Pimp Name?When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." PimpMySpace PhatPimpClothing.comVisualizin the realism of life and actuality Fuck who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary And my mentality is, money orientated I'm destined to live the dream for all my peeps who never made it cause yeah, we were beginners in the hood as five percenters But somethin must of got in us cause all of us turned to sinners Now some, restin in peace and some are sittin in San Quentin Others such as myself are tryin to carry on tradition Keepin the schwepervesence street ghetto essence inside us Cause it provides us with the proper insight to guide us Even though, we know somehow we all gotta go but as long as we leavin thievin we'll be leavin with some kind of dough so, and to that day we expire and turn to vapors me and my capers-ll be somewhere stackin plenty papers Keepin it real, packin steel, gettin high Cause life's a bitch and then you die

My Blog

I am the Karaoke Master

  I Am the Karaoke Master Call my name!   Call my fucking name, dude! I am READY!   "Debbie"? What do you mean, "Debbie"? That chick was just up there like two minutes ago, ruining a S...
Posted by The Minority Report on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:02:00 PST

Mardi Gras is a fuckin blur....

So I went out last night and god damn I'm at work right now and what the fuck happened last night?  Good times had by all.  I never made it home and I walked into the office at 9:30 with bea...
Posted by The Minority Report on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:10:00 PST

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out

I actually think Chuck's kinda gay now but some of these are pretty funny:   Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because h...
Posted by The Minority Report on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:15:00 PST

The Shaunification Of Your Favorite Movies

They actually dedicated a website to me!!!!!! http://www.606studios.com/bendisboard/archive/index.php/t-22 319.html So I googled my name and found this:     In honour of Shaun Of The Dead and...
Posted by The Minority Report on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:26:00 PST

Xmas Spirit

Just like rollin with Argyle in the opening scene of Die Hard.  Nothing says Xmas like Nakatomi Plaza!      <msprm name="allowScriptAccess" value="never" /> ...
Posted by The Minority Report on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST

Feel me?

This is the fuckin jam.... Today's motto: I got this henn in my cupAnd this buddah got me stuckIm just trying to compose myself I dont know why I act this wayI just wanna be left aloneIm just trying t...
Posted by The Minority Report on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:50:00 PST

I know you aint a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya

This is just a sick ass verse.... Baby you been rollin solo, time to get down with the teamBecause its greener on that other side if you know what I meanI'll show you shit you've never seenThe 7 wonde...
Posted by The Minority Report on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:33:00 PST

My Mutherfuckin Striped Shirt!

Look at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I'm coming home with some pussy tonight! That's right! It's been a long week at the office and it's time to blow o...
Posted by The Minority Report on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:49:00 PST

Tis the season of the Libras....

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that m...
Posted by The Minority Report on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 04:20:00 PST

For Life?

LIBRA - The Partner for Life(9/23-10/22)Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Go...
Posted by The Minority Report on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:01:00 PST