Keagan's Sexy ♥ Fore-Ever

About Me

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EVEN BREAKINGER NEWS!! It's official. Keagan is here in California with me. I'll post a blog explaining the events and all the funness that occurred, but yeah, he and I are enjoying wedded....or soon to be as wedded as we can get...bliss. :D
"Deep...insightful...amazing in bed" - New York Times
"Painfully truthful...brave in spite of adversity...a damn good lay" - Waukegan Gazette
"Brilliantly inspired....Inspiringly Brilliant" - WalMart Headquarters Monthly
"Who the fuck is Paul?!?" - Phoenix Sun
[emphatic sigh] "Words fail" - Flatbush Monthly (now defunct)
Foreword by James Earl Jones
Paul is the quintessential sarcastic bitch. If you are one of his friends tho, you know the truth. Unwaveringly loyal and a true friend to the very end, Paul will be there when you need him and won't leave your side until he knows you're ok. Authorities have described him as hard to handle, a nuisance, and publicly intoxicated. But they have yet to experience all that is Paul.
Paul is always patient and kind; he is almost never jealous, Paul is never boastful or conceited; he is almost never rude or selfish; he does not take offense, and is not resentful. Paul takes no pleasure in other peoples sins but delights in the truth; he is always ready to excuse , to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. Paul does not come to an end (except if he dies). I have had the pleasure of knowing Paul, being with Paul, and ...well, not..."being with" being with.
I count my life that much better having known Paul, experienced Paul (not that way), and count him among my truest friends.
-fin
And now a message from Paul...
I'd like to thank JJ for my intro, he's the bomb yo. He and I don't hang out nearly as much as we did back in the day, but he's cool, with his darth vadery self (he hates that). So, yeah, here's my MySpace space, wow that's gotta be some sort of wordy thingy. Anyway, enjoy...and I hope that you leave a comment or find some of this shit interesting enough to add me...
I've met an awesome guy on here, and he and I are very happy together. We've met in person...and I snatched him up and brought him back to Cali!
My AIM sn is SpotlessMind75 if you wanna chat with me....ttys
Favorite Quote: Ok, it's gonna sound a lot like I'm hanging up on you, but I'm not " - Alex Baldwin (Will & Grace)
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The latest addition to the Andrews family...
It's Bunnie!!! (ok, that's all I got)
And yet another addition!!!
It's Floaty Bear!!! (he doesn't float, and he vibrates...whee)

My Interests

I'm semi outgoing. It seems some folks I hit it off with and some it just kinda sits there. When I'm talking with someone I need them to say stuff back, give me fodder, if you're not a talker, at least give me things that I can randomly comment on.

I mentioned earlier that I'm smarcasstic, so yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

I also mentioned I enjoy going camping, hiking, driving, walking, umm..running (jk, not really)...cuddling....picking up field mice and bopping them on the head...(oh sorry, that's lil bunny foo foo)

Ok, my mind...stop...working...go...bye

I'd like to meet:

Friends, friends, friends, and more friends. I love meeting new people and hanging out or going wherever, coffee, movies, camping, hiking, dancing (preferably at a club), etc. So, if you wanna chat, feel free to IM me.

I'm not looking for hookups or anything of that sort as I love my bf very much and plan on keepin' 'im...arrgh...

Um...ok, I'm done blabbering...;) IM me

Yahoo - NeverLookBack75
AIM - SpotlessMind75
MSN - Way2Qt2BeStr8 at M.S.N. |dot| com
or

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Your Linguistic Profile:
75% General American English
10% Dixie
10% Yankee
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

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Music:

Anything and everything, you name it I like it.

Yes, even the obvious, cher, madonna, dance music, blah.

I also like some country (sung by girls, don't ask), some metal, pretty much everything inbetwee, except for rap that talks about someone who has too much crap getting more of it, or his car or his babies booty...etc...boorriinggg....WE GET THE POINT..YOU'RE RICH AND YOU RAP...WHOOPTY FUCKING DOO

Movies:

What Dreams May Come
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Connie and Carla
To Wong Foo: Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Titan A.E. (love the animatics)
Muriel's Wedding
Priscilla...of course
Broken Hearts Club

I also like most comedies and action films altho none are coming to mind. But feel free to come to my apt and check out my dvd collection....mwahahahahaaaaaa (damn, did I say that out loud)

Television:

Simpsons (uh duh)
Invader Zim
Family Guy (it's back yaaayyy!!!)
Drawn Together
South Park
CSI (I know, I know, random amidst all the cartoony shows)
Smallville (guilty pleasure, but he's soooo cute)
Iron Chef
The Office
Pretty much anything on Comedy Central
Queens of Comedy (specifically Mo'Nique)
Animal Cops
Umm...I'll think of more later....NOT

Books:

Recently read:
Disclosure by Michael Crichton
Airframe by Michael Crichton
Dragon Tears by Dean Koontz
From the Corner of His Eye by Dean Koontz
By the Light of the Moon by Dean Koontz
Prey by Michael Crichton
The Face by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
The Stranger by Albert Camus
A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway
Seizure by Robin Cook
A Density of Souls by Christopher Rice
Walk in the Light and Twenty-three Tales by Leo Tolstoy
Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz
Stranger at the Gate - To be Gay and Christian in America by Mel White (A Great Book)
The Kingdom of God is Within You by Leo Tolstoy
The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown
The Taking by Dean Koontz
Books I have yet to read:
War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy (Reading...)
The Beautiful Room is Empty by Edmund White
Understanding Exposure by Bryan Peterson (Also Reading...)
The Gnostic Gospels by Elaine Pagels
The Nag Hammadi Library by James M. Robinson
Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich
The Narrows by Michael Connelly
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
The Other Side of Silence John Loughery
Wicked by Gregory MaGuire
The Iliad by Homer
The Essence of Chaos by Edward N. Lorenz
Music for Chameleons Truman Capote
Son of a Witch by Gregory MaGuire
Republic by Plato
State of Fear by Michael Crichton
Life Expectancy by Dean Koontz
The Complete Poems and Stories of Edgar Allen Poe
Velocity by Dean Koontz
Lost Light by Michael Connelly

Heroes:

My mom...she was deaf from about 6 months and managed to overcome all the discrimination that was prevalent in the 60s and 70s and managed to secure a great job and continued working and becoming more of an expert in her field. She's respected by her colleagues and those in her field and I think it's awesome. Plus, she got her first cochlear implant and was able to hear my voice for the first time in 29 years, and then she got her second cochlear implant about a year ago, so now she can hear my voice in stereo...ooohhh.. I think it's really awesome and I'm glad that she's always been there for me and finally gets what she should've had from the beginning.

My Blog

This made me LoL.

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Posted by Keagan's Sexy ♥ Fore-Ever on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:34:00 PST

Getting increasingly annoyed

by talking to someone and not receiving any response. I get it if you're in a bad mood or whatever, fine, but to completely ignore me, pretend like I didn't even say anything? fuck you! It's getting o...
Posted by Keagan's Sexy ♥ Fore-Ever on Wed, 21 May 2008 01:25:00 PST

LOLlipop

Ok, I know I'm late, way behind, but what the heck. I think it's funny and worth mentioning...Jerri Blank (on common myths regarding retards) - 'First of all, the retarded don't rule the night. They d...
Posted by Keagan's Sexy ♥ Fore-Ever on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:55:00 PST

Feeling bored and talky...sorta...not really

So, I haven't really had a lot going on in my life as of late, everything after Keagan's move has pretty much settled to a dull roar. To the point where everything is sort of ho hum. I don't mind that...
Posted by Keagan's Sexy ♥ Fore-Ever on Tue, 13 May 2008 04:13:00 PST

CNN.com made me pee a little

Really? with 0% reporting and Obama having 2/3rds of what Clinton has?I mean, I'm all for Obama, but that just made me laugh of how little the actual numbers play into their projection which they're m...
Posted by Keagan's Sexy ♥ Fore-Ever on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:32:00 PST

Pentagon places retired military consultants in news organizations to spin war

Recently discovered that the Pentagon was using retired military consultants who were being spoonfed Pentagon propaganda to spout as their independent opinion, in order to further the goal of war and ...
Posted by Keagan's Sexy ♥ Fore-Ever on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:01:00 PST

Seriously?

Wow, I feel unread...Written by John Wilmot (1647-1680)Signior DildoYou ladies of merry EnglandWho have been to kiss the Duchess's hand,Pray, did you not lately observe in the showA noble Italian call...
Posted by Keagan's Sexy ♥ Fore-Ever on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:14:00 PST

Holy ugly bombs Batman!

Someone dropped it on this poor guys face. One guess on where all those caveman commercials got their inspiration!Mr. UglyAnd then I saw a funny away message on a friend's profile, so I had to...My po...
Posted by Keagan's Sexy ♥ Fore-Ever on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:41:00 PST

I’m a smart betch!

Check it out at www.queendom.com. Be prepared though, it's a long ass test, but actually semi official, rather than that ghetto stuff that most folks take....
Posted by Keagan's Sexy ♥ Fore-Ever on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:24:00 PST

Hilarity

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Posted by Keagan's Sexy ♥ Fore-Ever on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:09:00 PST