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About Me

I'm a giddy chimpanzee who enjoys promoting healthy causes. I'm like Tom Waits, Pee-wee Herman, Remus Lupin, Honey Bunny, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Wolverine, Bert, Chef, Sofia, The Wicked Witch of the West, and Lisa Simpson. I've got a booty like Jennifer Lopez. I'm addicted to partying, but I can be a bit of a sloth. I'm squeaky clean (76% pure) class clown with a PG-13 mind. I'm a cool hot naughty kissing 39% metalhead laid back girlfriend from Orange County, California. I'm a Conspiracy Theorist, a Square, Neopolitan ice cream, marble cake, a Butterfinger, black coffee, and a Glam Rocker! A witty teenage extremely cool flirt who would sell out for $1,052,275. An intellectually sexy strawberry daiquiri that's too attractive and 10% histrionic. 20% selfish, 21% idiot, 53% American, 10% religious, 76% individual, 15% white trash. F-ing hot. I'm an indecisive, 90% girlish, two-faced backstabber with a crush on my friend's crush. 32% scary (some people might disagree). Medium spicy. 20% control freak. In ten years I'll be trying to get dates at the mall. I'll die from eating bad shrimp.

My Interests

Self preservation. Compulsive writing. People, things, and situations that are funny. Acting awkward around cute boys. Adding things to my Happy Side of the Bookshelf of Happiness. Baseball.

I'd like to meet:

Peabo Bryson. Graham Coxon. Scott.

Music:

Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Faith No More, Tomahawk... theme? Yes. I like almost anything Mike Patton related. I like all sorts of other things, too. Queen, Blur, Ben Folds Five, Toadies, Anthrax...

I'll take down my dorky description in this section and put up another mixed up playlist pretty soon. For now, I have TWO videos over on the right hand side.

Movies:

Ed Wood, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rear Window, Rebecca, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Brazil, The Jerk... I'm going to have to recount how many Alfred Hitchcock films I've seen. I think the total might be up to 29 now.

Television:

Homicide: Life on the Street, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Oz, House, Law and Order: Special Victim's Unit, Without a Trace... as much as I love comedy, I just can't make myself sit through any sort of new sitcoms. I watch South Park when I remember it's on.

Heroes:

My mom. Jamie. Goofy.

My Blog

soup, a reply.

In response to Karl Chandler- To Mitch- And to Jamie's comment... (now when you read this, You have to imagine it the way Jamie tells it, she has to do this little shimmy to re-enact the mouse i...
Posted by Brandi on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:17:00 PST

This soup is wonderful. Can you give me the recipe?

A man with giant, sausage-like fingers asked me to direct him to the "Beef Q-Tips" today. So I walked him over to aisle 6 and handed him a jar of bouillon cubes. Just what he wanted.I don't think I'd ...
Posted by Brandi on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:50:00 PST

names

I started a little project at work tonight. Re-naming people. If you didn't know the names of the people you know, what would you guess they were? I guess the people I should start re-naming are the v...
Posted by Brandi on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:32:00 PST

By the way...

I would be cheering for the Stillers in that game, since I am still holding a grudge against the Bangles guitar player for pushing me when I was 15 years old. She is my mortal enemy....
Posted by Brandi on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:33:00 PST

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While doing some more research for my new and improved "about me" section, I ran across the greatest result I ever got from an online personality quiz...>What Adventures In Babysitting Character are y...
Posted by Brandi on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:40:00 PST

Dave

He's a cool new person, Dave is. And he's got one of the most intriguing profile pictures I've seen in a long time. There's no caption, he's got no other pictures. I am hoping that he's the guy on the...
Posted by Brandi on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:34:00 PST

fill to the black line. not below. not above.

I'll go above if I want to, lady. All sorts of interesting people at the drug test clinic today. There were the normal young girls with their kids running all over the place (one little boy embraced m...
Posted by Brandi on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:30:00 PST

authorized

It thinks just the day that it foretells,the automobiles of partisans between which never deferring from that the middens introduced it it is, to us. you've not caught up with all to the center. This ...
Posted by Brandi on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:31:00 PST

more lists

To Do:Clean RoomWatch Oz: Season 4, Disc 1.Buy Hair Color Use Hair ColorOf all the lists that I have- to do, books, my netflix queue, places I'd like to visit... the most exciting one is "the list I n...
Posted by Brandi on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:12:00 PST

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I just happened to pick up a weak signal here in this Michigan trailer park and thought I would leave a quick note here.I've been filling up a notebook with all of my deep thoughts but I won't get int...
Posted by Brandi on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:36:00 PST