Someone special. Be sane. Be rational.Be the opposite of bitter. Sarcasm is fun, but only in small doses.Don't be what I like to call "anti-anti," which means don't hate on everything. Don't be too cool for school.Disagree with someone, but don't judge them. Consider the fact that you might be wrong on occasion.Don't have double standards.Don't like to fight. When you have to fight, fight fair. When you're hurt, express it, don't hurt back.Apologize.Don't litter.Don't make people feel bad for doing the right thing.Don't take people or things for granted. Give back.Try not to think you're better than everyone too often; you very well may be, that's not your decision to make.Don't hate on America and Americans - it's got flaws just like you. If you have never made any sort of contribution to society, don't criticize the people who run it.Don't be so unhappy with yourself to the point where you insult the people who think you're great.Cockiness and low self-esteem make for a terrible combination: unnecessary inconsolability.Don't be so hyper-intelligent that you somehow come to the conclusion that there's no hope for you or anyone else.Take responsibility. Fix your own mistakes. Make mistakes. Tell people your problems, but don't be angry or surprised when they can't get behind your bad decisions.Eat what you want.Do what you want. If you smoke, you had better love it. Don't waste your time with things you neither like nor feel good about.Respect the people in your life enough to be punctual.Remember: There but for the Grace of God/Allah/Jehovah/Buddha/The Great Spirit/Blind Dumb Luck, go I.If I can't find that, then I guess I'd still like to meet a bisexual nymphomaniac gymnast masseuse who owns a liquor store/Best Buy with a Taco Bell drive through. MOREOVER, someone who is fun to be with. Someone who respects herself and others. Someone who is goal oriented. Someone with strong morals, but one who can also throw inhibitions to the wind when the time calls for it. Someone that's not too crazy. Someone who believes in God. Someone who will be faithful. Someone honest. Someone with a sense of humor. Someone that likes me for me, and likes herself just as much. Someone who worries, but not to the point of going crazy. Someone who cares. Someone special... width="425" height="350" ..