Ronnie Bosh aka APE has been a purveryor of finest quality badmantings since his conception onstage at a 2-Live Crew concert at The Shepard's Bush Empire. Soon after his birth Heartless was abandoned and resurfaced in a small monastery only to be cast out due to an infantile propensity for rinsing. He remained unseen for approximately thirteen years, when he emerged from a swamp oozing pus and lyrics.
Upon his discovery by a bewildered subsonic literary vessel which insisted upon carreering four times around the M25 (without even having the common decency to stop for a spilff) the unsuspecting lyricist was dropped into a giant Moulinex smoothie maker which also happened to contain Stan Dudley as well as Jam Baxter himself, who had been previously incercerated within.
Since the rotors began to revolve, these curious individuals have found their separation to be a somewhat insurmountable, some might say Hurculean, undertaking. Even so, their musical blendage has arguably proved more fruitful than the taste of the smoothie of which they consist, which was later violently chundered by the executives of P&J's ltd in a board meeting.
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