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Gemma

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About Me

I define myself though vigorous personality testing. I have turned procrastination to an art form. I hate odd socks. I drink too much coffee. I am a trouble maker. I love IKEA. I want to travel more but probably wont ever do it. I am an Idealist. I love Cheese. I am inappropriate. I am Lazy. I live in London. I use my floor as a filing cabinet. I clean things people never think to clean. I have no Foresight. I have no Spacial awareness. I like to drink Gin and Tonic. I think Gin is the new Vodka. I though Sarah Michelle Gellor was related to Ross Gellor. I spend hours making bids on ebay for things i cant afford, secretly hoping someone will out bid me. I hate the Post Office. I hate Royal Mail. I need new shoes. I am a human radiator.

My Interests

passing silent/not so silent judgement on the looney tunes around me and causing mischief... I dont know when I cross the line until I've crossed it, hence why I end up chatting about horrendously innappropriate things until someone physically restrains me, i also have an unhealthy late night addiction to personality tests...i like eating pasta bake and chilli
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

I'd like to meet:

Micheal Caine he is a god, his voice actually turns me on :PPat sharp after i saved his career when wikipedia said he was dead, found out he was alive and sent a strongly worded email cos i was a bit upset he was an childhood legend but his agent didnt reply to me.Bastard.I would also say i wanted to meet Andy Peters but i did already, it was one of the best days of my life.

Music:

the music of Kenny (oh how i love living with laura, another day another song.. "Her name was laura she was hungover, from drinking to much gin on a sunday again when will she ever ever learn? La LA LA LA LAAAA I also like songs that make me feel like im in a movie when I'm walking through the streets of londinium Which rockstar are you like?
Tommy Lee....You are sexy but you drink way too much, a hothead, and well need to control yourself a little more, I'd think. Anger management?
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Movies:

CLOSER!! and i went to the park in st pauls where its filmed by accident it was ace, it wasnt filmed there by accident i went there by accident.. ETERNAL SUNSHINE, AMELIE, A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT, BREIF ENCOUNTER, ALFIE(the original, I like Jude Law as a piece of ass but he's no Micheal Caine (see above) , BREAKFAST AT TIFFANIES, MOULIN ROUGE, DONNIE DARKO, SCHOOL OF ROCK, GOODBYE LENIN, SHREK, MONSTERS INC, MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA, ALL ABOUT LILY CHOU CHOU, EMPIRE RECORDS,EDUCATING RITA, oh and i recently discovered RAMBO, why did noone show me this before? i love the smartarse drifter! i arguably feel my life didnt make sense until i saw it! Anyone seen any Nollywood films? Actually pure cinematic genius Kudos to the creators.

Television:

Jermy kyle show.... neighbours... BLACK BOOKS!! THE MIGHTY BOOSH!!!i watch alot of day time tv so doctors this morning...HOLLYOAKS, supernanny and wife swap (i like to judge people i dont know based only on clever tv editors), without a trace, ER,

Books:

Reading 'Until i Find you' at the moment bloody harrowing! the reviews say its funny, its bloody not!

Heroes:

Osita okagbue (he is a legend!) Kenny (she put a gun to my head and made me write that...), why not mention jeremy kyle again? and i may as well be sap and mention my uni gurls love y'all and you know it cos i always tell you when im drunk :)