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Jéfe

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About Me

"Life is a banquet, and most poor sons-of-bitches are starving to death." ~Auntie Mame. I'm trying not to... I'm an actor, photographer, writer, landscaper... I'm a selectively gregarious 4th generation Californian with a very metaphysical upbringing, and I do crossword puzzles in ink! I have 3 watches and none of them work. But I have a new pair of Chuck Taylor All*Stars! I'm a dreamer and a romantic. I wear my heart on my sleeve and have really nasty thoughts about Jessica Alba. I'm very patient and forgiving, but don't push it! But I have no patience for liars, cheaters, hypocrites, stupidity, selfishness, lack of common courtesy, lima beans and people who don't use their blinkers! I'm bored with conformity, un-originality, corporate America...and George W. Bush scares the hell out of me! I love imagination, inspiration, intelligence, creativity, passion, originality, humor...and Spider-man. I love Johnny Cash, the Ramones, Vincent Van Gogh, my friends, my family, photography, acting, writing, music (the arts), coffee, wit, sarcasm, naps, deep conversations about reality...and REALLY nasty thoughts about Jessica Alba. (not necessarily in that order!) More later. WATCH MY SHORT FILM "SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR" BELOW!!!! I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE INTELLIGENT, CREATIVE AND/OR UNIQUE. ANYONE WHO WILL INSPIRE AND TEACH ME, MAKE ME THINK, FEEL AND/OR LAUGH. Vincent Van Gogh comes to mind. Jesus. Johnny Cash. My Grandfather Arnie. Whoever invented Twinkies. Charles Bukowski. Marilyn Monroes left breast. And of course, the man who shot Liberty Valance.

My Blog

Every rose has a big ass thorn!

While doing some yard work yesterday around the rose bushes, I bent over to pick something up. It wasn't the impaling of my face onto the unseen protruding  thorned branch that caught my top lip ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:57:00 GMT

New car nightmare!

So a couple of weeks ago my poor little 15 year old Nissan truck was about a mile from dying. So I went to see Cal Worthington (Huge 50 yr old car dealership in So Cal for those of you non-So.Cal peop...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 19:16:00 GMT

And then....

After posting that last blog, I went to my kitchen for a snack and, trying to slice an orange while still deep in thought of my brother, ended up ramming a just-sharpened paring knife into m...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:58:00 GMT

htimsmith

I'm feeling a bit down tonight. Realizing just a couple of  hours ago that it was 6 years ago today my big brother Tim died. Very unexpectedly and extremely WAY too soon! Tim reall...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:28:00 GMT

Pain

Today I'm feeling something I haven't felt in 10 or 12 years. Pain. This would be so much more interesting if it was some long buried deep, dark nightmare of a secret. But no. It's a physical pain. Mo...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

and...

...goodnight.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT