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Big Bear Gaz

i just looked in the mirror and relised i am ginger how comes yous cunts have never told me

About Me

i have all the normal things people have two arms two feet two testicles one nose(its a bit crooked tho the doctor broke it when i was born)lots of hair i
do have three nipples tho and for some reason even tho i once read that on average ginger men have bigger willys i appear to have only half a willy.i love crisps but am tryin to go a year without them hence my later dislike for the man who invented em and as an extra incentive not to eat em me little brother said he would give me a pound if i did it roll on febuary the 4th.penguins are the greatest things eva but girrafes come pretty close behind them.i once tried to eat my own height in subway but could only manage 4 1/2 foot and i was sick there was bits cucumber and salami in it which is str ="position:absolute;z-index:9;left:0px;top:0px;" ange because i hadnt eaten any salami or cucumber for that matter.italk a lot of shit and once had nine poos in a day after a bad night on beer which made me bum bleed.gonna stop talkin now before i bore yous to much

My Interests

sleepin eatin peanut butter on toast buyin tooth brushes and drawin childish pictures of penguins with little bow ties and supper ted slippers and a pipe and a dressin gown and a bowl of human shaped cup cakes and a lazy-boy

I'd like to meet:

the man who invented crisps so i can rip his arm of stick it up his arse and ride him round the streets like a japenese motorcycle.a real life carebear or gummybear either will do a rich old women that wonts me to strip and do a little dance every evenin for her billions not that i am at all shallow splinter and all the turtles and a pretty lady who has a soft spot for tubby ginger men

Music:

fiddlers bid and the annie sound track

Movies:

i am gonna git you sucka return of the killer tomatoes fist of the unicorn dirty tiger crazy frog yu gi oh the movie

Television:

avater heroes bo-bo-bo bo bo bo-bo

Books:

pop up books

Heroes:

pugwall pee wee herman my left testicle

My Blog

£3.67 worse of

we all popped down pub for a quiz just the other day it was all in aid of a charity set up in the memory of the legend andy t it was a very hard quiz and left me confused especially the granny or tran...
Posted by Big Bear Gaz on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:43:00 PST

wales

went to a harbour in wales tother day with the full intention of catchin crabs a mission which i failed misserbly all i managed to do was pull one halfway up the harbour wall for it to let go of&...
Posted by Big Bear Gaz on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:57:00 PST