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amanda a.k.a. mandar

I'm now Amanda Crisman...xoxo

About Me

My name is Amanda, ive lived too many places to name, it doesnt matter where i am now, if you are one of my true friends you know where i am. For those of you who dont know me, im a cali girl at heart, sandy beaches, booze and drugs. i love to get shitty any time i can, im going to college to become something of myself, so im not a waitress the rest of my life. I've come to learnt that people suck at life. i have a sister i adore, and two borthers who kick ass. I'm a geek, i have a tattoo of your name on my ass. I got married and im head over heels in love, and im enjoying every minute!! i am a closet artist, and pretty damn good. i write poetry but im so far from emo. my favorite band is G.love and the Special Sauce. i hate fake ass people, i hate liars, i have a list of things i want to do before i die, the golfish trick is on there. i eat everything with my fingers, i smell alot of things, which is wierd i know. i go out to the club alot, let guys buy me drinks in hopes they will get some action, but they never do....i like the titty bars. i love yogourt covered raisins, im quitting smoking, i think a female can aquire "pimp status". i love gay boys. people envy me. i like sex rough. i love kids. my ex-boyfriend got me hooked on crack. it was love. i can cook almost anyhting. Ive done my addition, gun plus gun equals bang bang. im so glamorous i piss fucking glitter...Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

My Interests

i am very open minded. i will try anything once. Yes baby, that includes brown...xoxo

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Music:

i listen to everything, sublime.kmk.lady soveregin.jutin timberlake.t.i.snoop dogg.dr.dre.head automatica. slaves on dope. the gummo soundtrack. hawthorne heights. garth brooks.mr allen jackson.lifehouse.young dro. young joc.jeezy is my man.i listen mostyl to rap and hip hop right now, i guess its a faze.

Movies:

i like scary movies, funny movies and if im in the mood ill watch a tear jerker, but gummo is defenitly the number one for me.

Television:

i like CSI, dog the bounty hunter, the colber report, dailt show, late night, aqua teen hunger force is a defenite....and the boondocks. family guy, american dad, that 70s show, and some others.

Books:

i read anyhting i can get my hands on, i love to read and write, i like books with information, not romance novels. books about sex and love and life....

Heroes:

my mother and father are the best people i know, they are the only people i trust, and love unconditionally....3 they have always been there for me, in good times and in bad.

My Blog

read this....

There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, ...
Posted by amanda a.k.a. mandar on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:28:00 PST

Check out this video: lil' wayne-leather so soft

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Posted by amanda a.k.a. mandar on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:00:00 PST

haha, this is cute.

I know I really shouldn't be asking you this, I feel shy, but I want it so bad.Don't get me wrong, it's just that I haven't had it in a very long time. I can already feel it going in so hard and comin...
Posted by amanda a.k.a. mandar on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST

49 things to know

1. Girls like sex just as much as guys, if not more. 2. Real Girls like porn, girls who claim they don't are either bad in bed or not having sex. 3. When we think about you when you're not around...
Posted by amanda a.k.a. mandar on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:54:00 PST

very true. josh will let you know that.

>>>CANCERMOST AMAZING KISSER. >Very high sex appeal. > Great in bed!!! > Love is one of a kind. > Very romantic. > Most caring person you will ever meet! > Entirely creative > Extremely random and pro...
Posted by amanda a.k.a. mandar on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:37:00 PST

blow, pills yakk, herb.

What can you do to me if I just tell you everything? How can anyone ever hurt my feeling or expose my deepest fears or secrets if I have none, or expose them myself? What can anyone say or do to hurt ...
Posted by amanda a.k.a. mandar on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:23:00 PST

smiling

Because I don't have to smile.It's not like I never smile, or anything, but the fact that I don't often makes people question if I'm happy or not.I'm not going to be fake for the world, been there, do...
Posted by amanda a.k.a. mandar on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

meth the poem

I am meth. I am meth.This was written by a young girl who was in jail for drug charges, and wasaddicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, shefully grasped the horrors of th...
Posted by amanda a.k.a. mandar on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:27:00 PST

i always giggle at the last one.

On average, right-handed people live 9 years longer than their left-handed counterparts.A murder is committed in the US every 23 minutes, which makes about 22852 murders each year.On average, people f...
Posted by amanda a.k.a. mandar on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 01:57:00 PST

some of the best and cheeziest pick up lines, i laughed and so will you.

Hey, my seamen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face? Excuse me, but I'm freeballing, can I borrow your underwear? Excuse me, but I have the mother load and was wondering if you had a place...
Posted by amanda a.k.a. mandar on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:31:00 PST